the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ If you find any valuable metal, give it to me, I call dibs

<

Spoiler: Kills someone to inappropriate music

V *leering through the curtain* Yes pick up the banana

 

[Kricketz]

^ ...but...bananas make me noxious.
< *projectile vomits into toilet*
V What more could you ask for?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, this is Headsprouter.

< Is not a Krusty Krab.

V >:I

 

[EilaliE]

^ Why so serious?

< Well, I've got a very serious question.

v How many aliens can the alphabet give if the cupcakes are pink and purple on the floor?

 

[Kricketz]

^Hmm...carry the 4...gazebo?

<Whew, it' hot out here.

V Should you wear flip flops when moon walking on the sun?

 

[Barbas]

^ Probably not.

< ...But then, would it matter what I wore?

v Who could see?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not me.

< My internet took a while before it decided it actually wanted to do internet things.

V Do it for America!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Screw that, I'm a filthy foreigner!

< Southern hemisphere scrub.

V Where does thee call home?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The Stars, fella. The stars

< Space is wunderbar

V Laser-monocle for everyone over 60

 

[Barbas]

^ Beats laser eyes surgery!

< Does it come with laser vision, though?

v AK-47s for everyone.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nah.

< Has a weakness for Katy Perry's California Girls...

V I can't explain it.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Hey, she's surprisingly good for a mainstream pop artist

< Isn't ashamed to admit he likes Lady Gaga

V Should I be?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm partial to a bit of her stuff, too.

< Recently a friend of mine linked me to Vengaboys' We're going to Ibiza. Although it wasn't something I remember from childhood, the early 2000's style was something I liked about it.

V Will say the F-word uncensored.

 

[Drummodino]

^ I already said I did!

< P-p-p-p-poker face!

V Sing with me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ PUHPUHPUH-POKERFACE-PUHPUH-POKERFACE.

< Uhma-ma-ma.

V Disco stick.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I do not want to take a ride on your disco stick.

< This beat is sick.

v Replay the song, quick.

 

[Drummodino]

^ That would be quite a trick.

< Sadly I am sick.

V It's up to you Rick!

 

[EilaliE]

^ But, that's not even my name.

< Therefore, I'm not going to be a part of that game.

v Do you think this is sort of lame?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You must be insane.

< Where will it keep its brain?

V Will you continue this train?

 

[EilaliE]

^ I indeed am a risk taker.

< Will go back to my coffee maker.

v Do not be the c-c-c-combo breaker.