the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^

< *eats popcorn*

V You want some?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'll glass ya c*nt

<

^ I want Rik Mayall back instead

You like Rik Mayall, too? Will you marry me?

V It's alright, I'm only acting

 

[EilaliE]

^ Acting is not your bestest skill.

< Is currently a NEET.

v Oh, where have I seen you before?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think I was here yesterday...and the day before that.

< No surprise really; I am omnipresent.

v Know you the art of war?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal.

< Because he invented it.

V And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

< That's why any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!

V Unless it's a farm!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I have been in ze wrong profession

< Gott in Himmel! It's wonderful! It's more than wonderful...it's...it's perfect!

V Seduce me!

 

[Barbas]

^ Derp.

< I have done nothing but spread honey over bread for the last three days.

v All good in the hood?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *being bland*

< *blandness intensifies*

V Feels the blandness on an emotional level.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm disappointed, because I got Ninja'd

< Try and try again

V Seduce me, seduce me, SEDUCE ME!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *implicit nodding*

< *eyebrow pulsing*

V *grin*

 

[EilaliE]

^ What are you pondering?

< Curious.

v Talk nerdy to me.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I...um...er...

< *fidgeting*

V I can't do it!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Too bad.

< Blarg.

V What was that?

 

[EilaliE]

^ What was what?

< ... That sound?

v Someone's out there!

 

[Barbas]

^ Take this lever-action rifle.

< The ammunition is cheap and plentiful.

v You may also need this flashlight.

 

[EilaliE]

^ You coward.

< I'll handle this on my own.

v What do you think it could be, though?

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ *hits everyone over the head and runs screaming.
<

^ I'll glass ya c*nt

<

^ I want Rik Mayall back instead

You like Rik Mayall, too? Will you marry me?

I'm free next Tuesday at 1pm but only for an hour. (I also just finished watching Drop Dead Fred and feel sad now)

v wants an invite to the wedding.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Can I be a bridesmaid?

< Imagine raising your wife-to-be's veil and finding that face.

V Would be okay with it.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Hey as long as the sex is good, who cares?

< Dun dun dun duuu dun dun dun dun d d d d dun!

V Has a song stuck in their head.