the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I know.

< I'm in the mood for explosions...

V Get down on the dance flo'.

 

[Barbas]

^ This is becoming increasingly penis.

< What?

v NO!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh no! Could this mean!?

< The return of the Phallus Fiend, or perhaps the Shafter!?

V We can't let that happen!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Not this shit again!

< Prepare the dry humour defence

V Never ever wear a Guinness foam hat

 

[Twintix]

^You can't tell me what to do!

< *singing* You can't stop me, you can't find me, you can't know just where I am~

V Look how fast that cloud UFO's moving!

 

[EilaliE]

^ That isn't a UFO...

< That's a meteorite.

v The weatherman didn't say anything about this!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ For shame, weather-person. For shame.

< Just read up on the Zoe Quinn stuff last night, I'm late to the party, but geez. Everybody's getting rekt.

V I ain't goin' near that thread tho.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Neither will I

< I prefer not to get involved with....well....anything

V Let's never be creative again

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It is the only way we can all retain our credibility.

< TheZoePost was a fantastic read, though.

V Morbid curiosity is fun.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

^ It can also get you hurt! D:<

< Has had dangerous experiences.

v Is procrastinating something important.

 

[Malbourne]

^ Sorry, just catching up on that thread. I'm about 5% through!

< Has created dangerous experiences.

v Isn't that illegal?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not in this country.

< Here and now.

v Ah, there you are.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Here to bring this thread back to page one.

< Time to got outta here.

V *jumps out window*

 

[Fijiman]

^ Well he's gone.

< Time to find his replacement.

V Are you that replacement?

 

[Malbourne]

^ Heavens, no. I'm nearly 180 degrees too off to be a suitable substitute.

< Maybe I should look into a change of scenery, though.

v You have just what I'm looking for!

 

[Fijiman]

^ GO GET YOUR OWN!

< Blarg.

V Shouldn't have had some many cats use your house a a shelter.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Tell me about it

< Tesla the Machine God

V A sausage for Breakfast

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I never eat "proper" fry breakfasts like that.

< Recently, I have been addicted to ChrisArchieProds. I haven't played Runescape in years, and it makes me glad I don't.

V Where be the dragons?

 

[Barbas]

^ Down to the south, as the cliff racer flies.

< The cold time is coming.

v You require more obelisks.

 

[Twintix]

^ Yes. Do you know where I can get some?

< Am I a bad person for not giving a flying feather about Zoe Quinn?

V Go to your room!