the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Blarg.

V Raggle fraggle.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ You called me f-f-friend? Edit: Shit ninja'd

< *Bursts into tears*

v Stupid *sob* baka *sob* what are you looking at?!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ it's not like I like you or anything....

< hopes senpai will someday notice him

v the idiot from Osaka

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're making me think of that girl from Azumanga Diaoh.

< Not kawaii enough.

V Help me improve.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Wishes he had someone to game with for a while.

V Your senpai is stupid.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I don't have a senpai

< is questioning whether to look up the definition of senpai.

V Do you want to learn Kung Fu? Then I am your master!

 

[Fijiman]

^ *bang*

< Who needs Kung Fu when you have guns?

V I sense a disturbance.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *viewing you from a sniper scope* You gonna get wrecked

< Easy money

V You must burst Heavy's butt pimples

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am disturbed.

< Take that however you wish.

V It is time for father-son bonding.

 

[Barbas]

^ But father, the pizza is aggressive.

< Just another average day in the life of Jammy Nuteron.

v Ha, K.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ WHAT ARLE YE DOIN' IN MY SWAMP!?

< "Just Harry".

V You're a what.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Blarg.

V Woof.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Dammit, dog!

< Ellipses.......

V Are you the Blendgineer?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I do not know what that is. Would you be so kind as to enlighten me?

< Doing stuff.

V Is the opposite of a duck.

 

[Barbas]

^ In the eyes of the Chantry, I fear I may be.

< A [REDACTED] in duck's clothing.

v Happy to be here?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Yes

< After lurking here for years I joined up and found a place I could call home.

v Please remove your underwear from the fountain.

 

[Barbas]

^

1C 3C R34 M.

< Puff.

v Doink.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ poit

< will it blend?

v that is the question

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I do not know what that is. Would you be so kind as to enlighten me?

^ It is a portmanteau of Blend & Engineer. I can't believe you actually needed me to explain it

< Yes I read a book once

V Come to R'lyeh and see the fabulous monorail system

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That place sounds like an apostrophe-tastic weekend getaway!

< Some day I will not edit any of my typos, that day everyone will be convinced I am illiterate.

V It's a fine thing, lad.