the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *party horn*

< Creative enemy design. [http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100115204026/spyro/images/5/58/Horned_rabbit.jpg] The thought of party hats brought these old Spyro 2 enemies to mind.

V Innovative innovation.

 

[Barbas]

^ I made a stick.

< I can't get it to make money.

v How do? Why unfair?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Our creativity is superior

< Capping this post

V Ya bloody blubbery Pony fruit simpleton medicine woman!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's a right pretty bra washer ye' built there ya big ugly girl!

< A neighbour that is not in their house has my copy of Alpha Sapphire. Woe is me. They have a pretty bengal cat, though.

V AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[Fijiman]

^ *backstabs*

< I win again, dumbbell.

V *Fench, snorting laugh*

 

[Barbas]

^ How crude.

< I can still move.

v Can you still shoot?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Despite lacking any kind of gripping or opposable digit, yes.

< It should be noted that the cat warmed to my presence at the door and started to put its paws on the window and meow.

V I like cats.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Indeed.

< Getting ready for a return trip home.

V Why are the Mexicans gathered outside our door?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ They want to take er jerb!

< But they are never taking mine!

v Back of filthy pig!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ We haff ways of making talk

< Looks like the master race

V Dios mio! Andele!

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is busy. Please hang up and try again later.

< On the road.

V Loves sitting still for hours on end.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not really. Also don't change things. I don't like change.

< The parcel my neighbour had was not mine, it was my mum's. I've already had to wait longer than America, y u do dis Amazon...

V Because they're dicks that hate me specifically.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Christmas shopping is busy time

< Details, details

V Call an EMT, we've had another ragdoll

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, let's make him pull funny faces!

< Royal Mail stopped right outside my house, nothing for me, apparently...

V This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yeah, well you're why the government won't let us near the hot dog factory any more!

< How do you muck up an HD re-release?

v You could start by being Konami, because Konami is Konami and Konami is the worst.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I don't know or care.

< To busy admiring myself in the mirror.

v Mirror mirror who is the most beautiful on the forums?

 

[Barbas]

^ Barbas.

< Barbas.

v Barbas.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Sweet an previously unknown pokemon!

< I've gotta catch this one.

v Go pokeball!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Where did you find an Augmented?

< That was not Augmented

V I am offensive and find this very Greek

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh dear.

< Fears for Stavros.

v This has become a personal buffet, you must leave.