the ^ < V game

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ this should teach you not to use a porcupine as a hackeysack

< can fashion a field dressing out of two Band-Aids and a napkin

v didn't listen about the porcupine thing

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Of which I had nothing to do with

< Slaps my own hand

V Do you still get excited at Christmas?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I still get that nostalgic feeling when you look inside a room lit only by a Christmas tree.

< I feel a fukkireta coming on.

V *head bobbing*

 

[Barbas]

^ Wot the fock is that>

< ...'Kay.

v I choose yes.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're a cat. I petted a tuxedo cat the other day.

< Strange Festive Headsprouter.

V I am a mistletoe monster.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Yes...

< What? Just look at him!

v I wouldn't kiss that, even for money.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ not even for... ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS?

< ...yeah, I wouldn't either

v does this look like a pustule to you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes...oh, you weren't talking about your face? OHHHHHHHHHHH

< FREDDY IS A DICK

V

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Goddamn Kamikaze fighters!

< Bright winter's morning

V New Assassin's Creed set in Victorian London, squire, toodle-pip

 

[Barbas]

^ Urrr...

< *Digs own grave*.

v I'll buccaneer dat ass!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ What exactly do you mean with "baccaneer"?

< Covers up butthole just be safe.

v *high five*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure m8.

< My doge evolved into a BIGGER DOGE!

V (don't tell him, but he's just death fodder)

 

[Fijiman]

^ So long as it's not me I don't care.

< Blarg.

V Have you seen those purple sheep?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Your meds. Take them.

< Normal!!!

V dbgbklsndjklgfmsljnd!!!

 

[Barbas]

^ Only on account of excessive tweed.

< I feel the spiders.

v Come back.

 

[Itdoesthatsometimes]

^ Oh Yeah!? Well, your spiders are so full of shit that even the string from their butts...

< will never be more than poop...

v Covered web of lies.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's all classified

< Amidst a subtle war

V Are you willing to do foul things for Jaffa cake?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I could easily pass on a jaffa cake.

< Old [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F94wvhSEhXU] and new [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F94wvhSEhXU]. They're both pretty great. Some trumpets got replaced, though. :/ I think it sacrifices some joyousness.

V Feelsdanturf town.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I've heard it's okay this time of year.

< Just ended a losing streak on World of Tanks. (Thank god)

V Are you nervous about tomorrow?

 

[Itdoesthatsometimes]

^ Knows something about tomorrow

< That I don't

V Probably knows too, but wont tell me