the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Uhhh...you're my favourite customer!

< Bye, doggy! *Leaves*.

v

 

[DotSlash]

^...There was supposed to be something there right?
< Can't come up with another Room line that hasn't been said.
V I'm so fed up with this world.

 

[Barbas]

^ The people in it are just...

< *Hnnnngh*...*huuuuuuuuugh*...

v *Thplort*. Congratulations, it's a thingy!

 

[EilaliE]

^ You mean an alien?

< It's new year's eve, and this year is ending in one minute.

v And here I am, posting this. Entertain me, human!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Jumps onto table*. Skibbli-dibble-di-diiiii!

< *Jigging*.

v Oh shi- *whump*.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You stepped in my drink.

< Blarg.

V Write something hurriedly.

 

[Barbas]

^ I just wanted to say...

< Chumble spuzz.

v Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungggggus!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ yakka foob mog

< I love loopholes

v next time you won't ask me to describe in my own words

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *bites your face off*

< Unstable.

V Hey, it's a year, a new year.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Another long ride

< Slept alright

V Why is there a farm of alien eggs in your basement?

 

[Barbas]

^ I do not understand the question.

< Fly, my pretties!

v Didn't work. Why didn't you stop me?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't interrupt you mid-post.

< Smart alec.

V Likes seafood.

 

[Barbas]

^ Prawns are tasty and they have interesting facial hair.

< Scallops are a delight.

v Prefers fish in pie form.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not a pastry person.

< They're cool alive [http://www.lundymcz.org.uk/docs/gallery/main/Common-prawn-Palaemon-serratus.jpg], and tasty cooked. It's sad that you need to be so specific to find pictures of them live, though.

V Zip it, shrimpy.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Who are you calling shrimpy?

< *insert something clever here*

V Smells like eating.

 

[Barbas]

^ Your backside I do!

< Wait, what.

v No, can't.

 

[Barbas]

^ Is that like a magic pen?

< I think it's actually a cooking implement.

v Sileeeeence!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Scieeeeence!

< Home Appliaaance!

V Defiaaaaant!