the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Screaming inbound!

<

Spoiler

v Partisan politics.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm an idiot so I don't know what that means.

< And I'm too lazy to look it up.

V May I take your order?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Going to bed.

V Has the latest shipment come in yet?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A new batch of weapons

< Trade immune

V Come fart on the Soldier's balls

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The Engineer's sexier.

< You're so bloody sex-cee!

V Yeah!

 

[Barbas]

^ Indeed it is.

< Had a BLT earlier.

v Ever had a club sandwich?

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ Yes quite tasty.

< Hungry now.

v Must devour.

 

[Barbas]

^ Eat some chips, son.

< Good with mayo.

v Hark not the bells of potential annoyance!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ real men don't hark

< spent all day at home with a fever

v didn't even bring me toast and OJ in bed

 

[Barbas]

^ I drank all the toste and ate all the oj.

< why dont you blow me about it!

v SIMPLY IRRESISTBLE *Guitars*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ "I" see you missed something.

< Has to work till 5 tomorrow on short notice.

V halp

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Tell them to do one

< Look at my piano

V The Soldier has a little dick

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *painis.

< I really like Team Fortress.

V Eyeballs.

 

[Barbas]

^ I had me good pingas on ya the whole time.

< Snoop Dogg as usual, I see.

v Smoking weed every day?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No. *sad music*

< Plants vs. Zombies 8 leaked footage.

V From where do you hail?

 

[Barbas]

^ Vvardenfell.

< Got a light?

v Did you get your own squad yet?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm still all alone.

< I use a shirtless man with a phallic head as my avatar.

V It's what normal people do.

 

[Barbas]

^ Normal people? Oh, how dreadful!

< *Strokes cat*.

v I don't know where this thing came from. Is it yours?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ *Lies* Yes, thank you.

< Is now 2 milion euro richer

v So long suckers I am of to Aruba.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am not jealous of your European coin!

< Our wee country likes to beat a dead horse and call it culture.

V Political references in the Forum Games of all places!