the ^ < V game

[Mr.Mage]

^ Then get to the chopper.

< Laying down cover fire.

v Hurry or you're gonna be left behind.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *grabs speed powerup*

< I should create an artistic rendition of that.

V Can I borrow some talent?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ you won't get blood from this stone

< resigned to his fate of talentless drone

v oughta be on one'a them shows what's got the singing and dancing and things

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ How much will you pay me to publicly humiliate myself on tv?

< Whatever it is it won't be enough.

v Maybe you want to take my place

 

[Barbas]

^ I have to wax the cat that day.

< I can't do it.

v We'd better do that live instead.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Fix it in the edit

< I love the smell of tea in the morning

V Has nicer legs than Hitler

 

[Barbas]

^ Most live people do.

< Both barrels.

v It's the only way.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *butt clench*

< Smosh Games had Miyamoto on set. It made me nervous.

V It's like mixing fine wine with cheap liquor.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Unacceptable!

< Acceptable

v Whatever this guy is supposed to be.

 

[Twintix]

^ Responsible. The key words are "supposed to be".

< I finally got my license today!

V Hark! I do believe a stupidly powerful and bald villain is approaching. You must train to combat this threat.

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ Call superman, he's trained in fighting bald guys.

< If only people had superpowers.

v Wait, you have superpowers?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ yes.

< I have the super power of crying like a little *****

v Very usefull right?

 

[Barbas]

^ Indubitably.

< Has chicken.

v Has Tourette's.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ is mistaken

< has turrets

v locking on

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ *evasive maneuvers*

< *Gets his arm shot of*

v MEDIC!!

 

[Twintix]

^ Ya.

< *forgot the Medigun*

V Aeh, you're on your own.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ja*

< Did German for GCSE. I liked it more than French.

V Gotcha, crouton!

 

[Barbas]

^ Ech, 'ow unacceptable!

< Annoyed and French for a bit.

v Ha-HA! Now Barbas holds all the racist impressions!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Explain your way out of that one

< One-man kebab apocalypse

V Ops! It looks like terrorists are trying to steal the plane!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Oh no!

< Looks like I have the only parachute.

v So long suckers!