the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I'm a dwarf.

< In a hole.

v Mining in the forbidden zone again, I see?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ This is my gold

< The Stitcher

v Gives lessons on being bamboozled

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ what the hell does bamboozled mean?

< not going to look it up.

v Could you tell me?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's kind of like being fooled, but in an especially devious way!

< It's like being thwarted is like being defeated, but in an especially dastardly way!

v *throws potted plant*

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ You monster!

< Starting a campaign to stop plant abuse.

v Stop plant abuse, eat more meat!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Like...rabbits?

< *uproots cactus*

v Plants are my weapon of choice, today.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ that's why I'm going to hit you with a tree

< *hits Headsprouter with a tree*

v cannot say that I am not a wolf of my word

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Wolves are just big dogs

< I love the smell of Hellfire in the morning

V Tonight's headlines; Latex Vigilantes storm a KKK rally, Brian Blessed sings Cannibal Corpse and Canada becomes the 51st state.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Brian Blessed sang WHAT!?

< All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that-

v -I will KILL YOU.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You cannot hurt me

< Pain does not hurt

V Check and mate

 

[Twintix]

^ Whose mate?

< Finally playing the guitar again.

V You seem mad.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ You aren't very good at reading body language are you?

< This is my normal face.

v Watchout! That is a minefield!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A biological minefield.

< It's like a metaphor for an oversensitive person.

v One errant twitch...and KABLOOEY!

 

[Barbas]

^ That sounds awful unhealthy.

< Not golfing.

v Shall we?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ yes, let's

< I've got the whipped cream if you've got the rope

v get those dirty thoughts out of your head... I've got even dirtier ones you can have

 

[Barbas]

^ This is getting more promising by the moment.

< I have the bells.

v Where is the clown horn?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's on a mission

< In the Belgian desert

V We are in a world of realism

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I live in a world of surrealism.

< Wow look at all that.

v Get out of my mind!

 

[Barbas]

^ But I'm stealing your resources!

< *Fuel drop achieved*.

v Mmm. Awesome sauce.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Goes on anything

< Shouldn't be afraid

V To Crit....kill, there's a war to be one, cause we may not be the RED team very long