the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Tch, women

< Has a hairy back

V What sick man deploys terrible Indy games on a professional critic?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think he went for the Foreign Quarter.

< I'll summon the Ordinators.

v Give us a chip?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure.

< The Witcher 2 makes me feel claustrophobic.

v Cramped.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but I feel a little drowsy.

< That was a strange pokemon.

v The count?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not here.

< Not there.

V Not anywhere.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's got to be here somewhere

< Arr matey, and all that

V Your frame rate is too fast

 

[Twintix]

^ No, it's your framerate that is too slow, you fucking console pleb!

< Just kidding, I'm not really a PC gamer. Yet.

V How do you like your coffee, sir?

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ *Sip* Quite Nice.

< Prefer's tea.

v It's just elementary my dear Watson.

 

[Barbas]

^ What? Mate, the frame rate is dogshit.

< It's not on.

v Oh, wait a minute...sorry, it was. *Click*. Carry on.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'M THE SCATMAN!

< *stutters tunefully*

v Bippity-bop.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hip hop, don't stop.

< Boom boom, bass up the room.

v It's "Levi-ohhh-sa", not "Levio-saaah"!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Unnnhhh...

< Talkin' somethin' shockin'.

v Tell about the colour of your SOUL.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Headsprouter delivers a philosophical conversation at precisely 4:26pm

< Oh boy, 4pm

V Vote B'stard

 

[Fijiman]

^ Do I have to?

< Blarg.

V Watch out for melon bombs.

 

[Barbas]

^ Don't forget to reload!

< There is a banana in his gun.

v Standby for waifu.

 

[Fijiman]

^ What waifu?

< Does not have one.

V Are you doomed to have bad teammates?

 

[Barbas]

^ Accidental husbando.

< I can't stand the blocks.

v We want curved edges!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hot stuff. [http://sweetclipart.com/multisite/sweetclipart/files/infinity_black.png]

< Hey kid...want to try some cringe? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7faUHdlh9g]

v No reset button in real life!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh no.

< Oh no. No, no, no.

v Oh yes.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh darn

< Waiting in the bushes

V You realize I run on Ultra Definition?