the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I hear if you put money towards Nigerian royalty, it is multiplied 300 times.

< TF2 Blind Box arrived, got a Blu soldier. I am pleased with this outcome, however a Blu sentry would have been a wish granted.

v Trivial purchases.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ever bought a BB rifle?

< Henantier?

v So good to see you again.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Same to you comrade.

< thinking

v Could you come over here for a minute?

 

[Barbas]

^ Hello.

< ...

v Yes?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I need to harvest some organs from you.

< Harvests Barbas's organs.

v Hey want to buy a kidney? Belonged to an old lady who only used it when she went to church on Sundays.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Does it come with a warranty?

< Is a very conscious buyer.

v When they ask if you'd like insurance with your purchase, what do you say?

 

[Barbas]

^ I say "Wallah wallah bing bang bong."

< I watch their reaction carefully.

v Then I take their hat.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ How cruel, to deprive a person of their hat!

< Has never participated in such cruel japery.

v Owns more than one hat. (Bonus points if you own a top hat).

 

[Barbas]

^ I own a bush hat and a tunnel fighter's hat.

< Oui. Baguette du fromage.

v Mrs Wallace?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Which one? There are many.

< Immediately thought of Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction.

v Has re-watched an old movie recently.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes - The Great Dictator.

< I found it highly enjoyable.

v Do you play?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You mean...as in...*gestures to surroundings*

< ...Yes.

v Classified.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ you were not authorized to view this user

< must silence you

v eliminate that creature, my minion!

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Ehhh.

< I guess so.

v Just walk away.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ This is highly irregular

< Well played

V Nothing like an amorous pirate

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have a couple of things in common with generic pirates.

< Crossbows are cool.

v Agree?

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh my, yes.

< Bolt-action is kewl too, though.

v Do you like curved swords?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Listening to music.

V Hasn't got rhythm.

 

[Barbas]

^ I got souls.

< What's a naked mayonnaise assailant?

v Do they live in WalMart?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You know who'd know that? OP

< Proper English

V Don't touch anything, Assassins could be hiding in literally everything