the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Yes. It is indeed a pile of crap.

< Custard buns.

v Fancy one?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Thank you good sir.

< Omnomnomnom!

v *Burp*

 

[Barbas]

^ Have a napkin.

< *Tucks into custard tarts*. Mmm, these are delicious.

v Ice cream's at 11:00.

 

[Twintix]

^ Whu-really?! Shit, gotta go!

< Out of the night~ Whatever lies behind now

V I must be strong, Carry on

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Uhm... sure.

< Jesus what a weirdo was that

v You there you have comited crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

 

[Barbas]

^ I did it for the lulz.

< *Barbas is evolving*.

v I'm Samuel L. Jackson now. Gimme your tasty burger or f*** you get shot son.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay, just don't stare at me with one of those crazy faces you do...

< Found the code.

v Female protagonist.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Wearing inappropriate armor.

< Has ethics in games journalism.

V Has written poetry.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Yes, but not much.

< Blarg.

V Need a chair?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just place it here

< *observes from the distance*

V That Heavy's a van!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RLARLALAARLLALA

< MY DING-A-LING. MY DING-A-LING.

v I want you to plaaaaaay with my DING-A-LING.

 

[Barbas]

^ Okay, Mr Man. *Ding-a-ling, ding*.

< That's nice.

v Are you one of them fackin' anarchist types?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *moves peas closer to potatoes*

< YES.

v Sometimes I worry about you...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm totally ok

< Illuminati concerned

V I would like to purchase some Steampunk goggles

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure mate. [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/55/Backpack_Sniper's_Snipin'_Glass.png/90px-Backpack_Sniper's_Snipin'_Glass.png?t=20110819022254]

< Hea-adsprouter. He's our hero! Gonna take prospectors down to ze-ro!

v On a scale of 1 to 10 how heroic do I look?

 

[Barbas]

^ A good 4 at least. Solid and plucky.

< We need faster tanks. Tanks that drift.

v Can you commission something for the fans?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Originality over edge

< This could be a hit

V

[i] There is a groove for some kind of Hexagonal shaped object [/i]

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Well man that is indeed very groovy.

< Is one of the new escapist contributors

V You can ask me anything.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why?

< Extract me!

v I have made my home in your epidermis.

 

[Barbas]

^ Aw shitdicks.

< God damn it.

v WAI???