the ^ < V game

[Twintix]

^ Yeah, I like making up words, too. Binglesnort!

< Kids, here's a life lesson - Don't stab yourself in the fingers. It hurts.

V And what have we learned today?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ to stab Twintix in the fingers instead

< it's a weird lesson, but the Internet has never steered me wrong before

v just ask this person what the Internet said to do with rusty pliers and a week-old ham

 

[tilmoph]

^ Please don't. I don't like telling that story
< Holy shit, DBZA is already up to 75% done!
V Is that normal?

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ No.

< Dudes who fly and gain power through their hair size is not normal.

V That's basically Dragon Ball isn't it?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ it also sounds like Jersey Shore with jetpacks

< is repressing a joke about flying Guidos

v is banned from several sections the Shore for what they did under the Boardwalk

 

[FPLOON]

^ He said no one will find it!
< On the dot...
v What comes first during seduction: Peaches or Cream?

 

[tilmoph]

^ Peaches of course. Cream is applied later.
< Is it just me, or are there more gif avatars than there used to be?
v Have you gone out with friends this week?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nope, because...
< School won't let me!
v "Why'd you got to be so cruel?"

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Cause Mr.Abberden told me if I didn't he'd hit me with his potato whip.

< Better that than a carrot whip though.

V Which is more tasty.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ With beef thumbscrews

< That shit was in there for weeks

V Rock, paper, knoife

 

[FPLOON]

^ You sunk my battleship!
< RNG?
v And we'll have the best night ever...

 

[tilmoph]

^ I'll bring the goat!
< The goat can book the hotel room.
v You're in charge of hooking up the webcam.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure! I can do that!

< I'm a can opener!

v I'll pry you open!

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Plz no.

< 2scary4me.

V Halp.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I will save you from that fiendish maniac!

< Take that, other personality! And that! And some of this!

v My face hurts. :*<

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sorry about that.

< Listing to... something.

V How often does RNG screw you over?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Enough that my nickname is "Bottom *****"...
< *shakes fist* RNG!
v Do "Dey" know?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Dey is a *****.

< Nuf said.

V *stares at the thing behind you*

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nice try, Brimley... I know it's you right behind-
< *gets backstabbed by the thing*
v I thought I was Kurt Russell in this scene! Right?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Where did we keep the flamethrowers?!

< I will crawl into my ass

V You Died. Again. Would you like to move weakly easy mode? Souls collected are increased, you don't lose health when you die and enemies are weaker