the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ No, I spent 6 hours grinding for these!

< Where's the rude customer thread when you need one? I had a doozy today!

v r00d.

 

[tilmoph]

^ Companies need a "if you're an unbelievable ass who stalls business because you can't read anyone of the 6 signs answering your question, fuck off" rule.
< Has spent too much time working in customer service.
v Please kill me. Or my customers. Either one works.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The people who don't read signs are almost as annoying as the parents who don't restrain their kids.

< But being threatened with the "thiefs" of West Belfast and being called a fucking prick is new to me. And he had his kid with him.

v Bro. Man. Dude.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I saw the sign...
< It was a song of angry men!
v Are you going for a ride?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I wanna take you for a ride [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfhADiaP5E]

< because I've got a fast car [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9Qa7MpAvw]

v so don't stop me now [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM]

 

[FPLOON]

^ You <link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Pn0BCK5GE>can't stop me...
< I'm <link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR6ixuk0RwY>fabulous!
v Wait a minute... <link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PAXZakXjL0>Oh dougie?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't dance

< Bloody links

V Lichtenstein: The New Order

 

[FPLOON]

^ Bratwurst: The Old Blood?
< Lives and dies by the sword...
v [REDACTED], look! An Alien!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They are good Citadel citizens

< Far too Lower Middle class

V bell-bottoms with studs, how is that not cool?

 

[FPLOON]

^ You had me at "studs"...
< I don't have the suds!
v Are you your own best bud?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Trust no-one but thyself

< Tis of thee

V Bonsiour, mon amie

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ oui oui, monsieur / mademoiselle / omlette du fromage

< and that's about all the French I know

v got involved with a much more risque French term last night, bow chicka wow wow

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hon hon hon.

< Has beaten every KF2 map so far on suicidal. Biotics Lab was hardest. Volter Manor was done in one try.

v Let me test my new NERVE GAS!

 

[Barbas]

(Snip).

^ But did you get all the imitation gold dosh bling?

< Getting those achievements and aiming for the Suicidal completion. That German's got one fucked up basement.

v My, what a beautiful head of hair!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm a ginger. I must be purged.

But did you get all the imitation gold dosh bling?

< I'll do that later. And after that, maybe a little HOE if I'm feeling masochistic.

v Who hit the fast forward on these things!?

 

[FPLOON]

^ TiVo...
< How'd I get gems on my Steam folder?
v TV PARTY!

 

[Twintix]

^ Good idea. But no fast-forwarding! True movie enthusiasts watch the foreword!

< But they are in Japanese!

V Does that really matter?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It does if you're not a FUCKIN' WEEB!

< I joke.

v No jokes. Just you!

 

[Fijiman]

^ No thanks.

< Blarg.

V Do you see dead people?

 

[chromatic fairytale]

^ Actually, several different people have insisted that they've seen ghost-y stuff in my house xD
< Is obsessed with caramel iced coffee
V Is a p cool individual