the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ I have no idea what you're on about.

< Is tired.

V Got into a fight with a teddy bear.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Ted's a fighter, I'll give him that...
< Flash!
v Will you #legalizeTed?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Hashtags, pah!

< Really should write my dreams down

V Sign my gun

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay. [http://orig01.deviantart.net/a5bc/f/2015/164/0/d/sig_by_headsprouter-d8x59gs.jpg]

< Mr.

v It's canon.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ don't you mean... headcanon?

< lives in an alternate universe

v what do you mean, Paris Hilton never conquered Italy?!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Paris Hilton doesn't even know what Italy is so she can't have conquered it.

< Justin Bieber did somehow manage to conquer Japan for about four hours once.

V Is the new mascot of the world.

 

[FPLOON]

^ The world is either not safe or not ready...
< Is out of this world?
v The world G.O.D.[footnote]Generally Organized Democrat[/footnote] only knows!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ "Democracy is overrated"

< Said some bloke from another country

V Did you get that bomb I sent you?

 

[Barbas]

^ No. The courier must have opened it again.

< That might explain the wreckage on the highway.

v You're mine!

 

[FPLOON]

^ "I'm yours!"
< I didn't know we were secretly making lyrical references...
v Are we going for a ride?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Like that one episode of Dexter's Lab, right? The one with the dog? No? Yes? No? Yes? Yes? No?

< Doing something with *mutters the rest of the sentence*.

v Mmm-hmm.

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's what she said...
< Fun Size is mostly funny when it focuses on "Spidey"?
v Plot Twist: None of the original VAs are coming back for the new season of your favorite animated series!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Considering that said series has already stopped for one reason or another I wouldn't be surprised.

< Blarg.

V Hasn't had need of a bat in some time.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No.

< Source 2! Maybe...TF2 on Source 2? Coouunter-Strike on Source 2? Left 4 Dead 3? Half-Life....3...? OnSource2?

v Maybe not that last one.

 

[FPLOON]

^ SOURCE 2 EVERYTHING!
< How'd I know that was Emily before the "reveal"?
v Your predictions are predictable...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ State the obvious

< New Doom! And Dishonored 2

V Devil May Soil himself in fear

 

[FPLOON]

^ A shitty jump scare of a spin-off...
< Put a bit too much thought into the Medic RP position?
v A New Challenger Appears!

 

[Fijiman]

^ No I'm not.

< Wants to do something.

V Needs somebody to love, but could only find a waffle iron.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not that desperate...well...maybe I am.

< GTA Online is good fun, but it has a real hacker problem. One dropped tp'd me to him and dropped 1m cash on me. Um...what do I do with this? Also he made a clone army all wearing the same clothes as my character. They went apeshit when I approached them.

v Fweeeeeeee money!

 

[FPLOON]

^ As a black man, it's a trap...
< Imagines Freddy yelling "It's a trap!"
v It's a Trap?