the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Fribble?

< Needs a good script to read

V These are good strong hands aren't they?

 

[Teoes]

^ Indeed. Little lower..

< Has a cucumber in his pocket.

v Will back away quietly.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Backs off quickly

< Despite Ellen Page, I'm still just a rat in a cage

V Can I borrow some money to start my Villainous empire?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< How else am I supposed to fund my projects?

V Is filthy stinking dirty.

 

[Barbas]

^ Showers are of the devil.

< Floor toast is best toast.

v A threat to the stability of Moldavia.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ And the world

< Soon my plans will come to fruition

V Have you ever lit your farts?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What is your obsession with farts?

< Rany roo! Rany roo!

V Saw the Zaxen.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not today.

< I think I may have seen it last week, but it was too foggy and may have just been a hobo.

V Is a professional grade VHS tape.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Don't you miss VHS?

< Bananarang!

V Can I interest you in some Encyclopaedias?

 

[Teoes]

^ How quaint. No.

< Bangarang Peter!

v You lewd crude rude pack of pre-chewed food dude.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ *Cue Jar Jar Binks*

< How wrude!

V Doesn't hate Jar Jar.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I have nothing to do with Star Wars

< I eat pain

V Looks good in Turtleneck sweaters

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ *****, nothing looks good in a Turtleneck sweater!

< So many games yet so little time during a day to play them

v Knows my plight!

 

[DotSlash]

^ All too well, sir.

< [Backlog Intensifies]

V Has dropkicked something.

 

[Teoes]

^ I last drop-kicked an empty box.

< Is REALLY bored.

v Won't help in the slightest.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Nope

< Garlic bread everywhere!

V Is this the future?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Probably.

< Perhaps.

V Maybe.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Last time I checked.....nope.

< The future is boring though, nothing to look forward to.

v Do you look forward to anything?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have a severe lack of ambition and am going through an existential crisis at the moment.'Bout that time, too.

< Ask me later.

V Having a 'Nam flashback.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ Saigon... shit. I'm still only in Saigon.

< Is an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect the bill.

V Do you have the bill?