the ^ < V game

[deserteagleeye]

^ Bah, hamburger!

< Could go for a hamburger right now.

V Is a local purveyor of hamburgers.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But I eated them.

< Should I fix this? Caramel offered to help, but...

V *bite*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *stabs in the side of the mouth*

< And I do think you should move the scarf closer to the base of the mouth/neck.

V Pretzel?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Cowgirl.

< Thinks we're naming Kama Sutra moves.

V Is a well of knowledge.

 

[Kae]

^ Indeed.

< Hollow and knows quite a lot, though nothing necessarily useful.

v Has seen UFOs

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

< Attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion.

v Seriously, watch Blade Runner.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Sorry my interest in that movie is gone...like tears in the rain.

< Thought the game was better.

V Is secretly a replicant.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I am the real thing *tic* 0010001000100 *hits self* I'm fine

< I could have all the money in the universe and it wouldn't be enough

V Did you taw a puddy cat?

 

[Teoes]

^ I did! I did!

< Yay, speech impediments are funny.

v Jelly.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Smelly

< Belly

v Telly

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I'm listening to Nelly.

< You know who makes nice-looking motorbikes? Benelli.

v Kelly?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Po

< ta

V to.

 

[Teoes]

^ You say "tomato".

< I say "tomato".

v You say "HEY YOU GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!".

 

[Barbas]

^ Boil them.

< Mash them.

v Stick them in a stew.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Eat them

< Shit them

v Throw them in the zoo.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Slit their throats!!!

< Disembowel!!!

V KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! *notices the awkward looks*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Apparently kill roughly means "tickle" in Swedish.

< I'mma kill your kids to an inch of their life.

V Half full?

 

[Barbas]

^ Couldn't eat another bite.

< Delicious, moreish souls.

v The person below has nightmares about Rainbow Road.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Every star in the sky is another poor soul who was shell'd during the loop.

< Is making my thumb glow red by putting it on top of the mouse's tracking light.

V Is only funny when drunk.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'd need to try my humour on non-drunk people for it to be a fair test...

< DIDN'T do the red thumb thing.

V Phone home...your parents are worried.