the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Headsprouter.

< Be prepared for angry phone calls from parents...

V Hang in there.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hey, I can see my house from here. Bloody hell, this is taking ages. I knew I should have just done the knots myself.

< It's getting cold. Maybe I should have brought a coat too.

v Being followed by the Grudge, Brian May wig and all.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm Farticus.

< No, I am.

V No he is.

 

[Barbas]

^ I was once, I think, but now it's the other guy's turn.

< No it isn't.

v No, it's- I say...it's you, isn't it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's probably better you pick somebody more flatulent.

< (Is this what you meant? I probably just did a bad job.)

V A hoax. A con. A ruse. A fake. A lie. But above all...misleading.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ And that's a fact!

< I need a licence to kill

V Last one alive, lock the door!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Learn to double-tap next time!

< Can produce after-images if fast enough.

V Poured already-chocolate milk in their Cocoa Puffs.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not yet.

< Eating lunch.

V Is mistaken for a football often.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh god what an unfortunate existence that would be!

< Do you think that was Arnold's plight?

V Move it football head!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ Make me

< Never doubt the worm

v Do you doubt the worm?

 

[Fijiman]

^ There are many worms to doubt, which one do you speak of?

< If it's Ned the Worm tell him I'll kick his worm ass if I see him again.

V See the world the same way a fish sees a flower.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, with some difficulty. It is wavy, fractured and colourful and it doesn't make a great deal of sense.

< Bloop.

v Are you coming to the fish dance?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Mind if I bring some fish-friends?

< They're harmless folk, right hand up to cod.

V For sharks.

 

[Fijiman]

^ For Cthulhu!

< Meh.

V has powers.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I got powers in powers! 4D TESSERACTS BIZNITCH! WHAT CHU KNOW BOUT HYPERCUBES?!

< Has recently watched Cube 2

V Yo dawg, I heard you like powers.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sure, give my powers Superpowers

< Can I sharpen my ribs?

V

Spoiler: Fear, Surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Emperor

 

[Fijiman]

^ You guys look stupid.

< Feh.

V Has seen every movie made in the last ten years.

 

[UltraDeth]

^

^ You guys look stupid.

How dare you mock the Imperial Inquisition!

< A belly full of chocolate is good for moral

V Do you fear change?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I welcome it.

< And what do I get, for my pain?

v If your name ends with 'in', time to get out!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ My name ends with "ice", does that mean I'm fired?

< Plz I need this job.

V Will work twice as hard for half the pay.