the ^ < V game

[deserteagleeye]

^ Not unless I take the HIIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAY TO HELL!

< Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!

V Be there or be square!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Says you.

< Blarg.

V You are now the guy in the corner.

 

[Barbas]

^ Cool! I get two walls too look at!

< *Sits beaming and contented*

v Bring more worshippers, we need heating in here.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Worshippers.......of the walls?

< Is full of rice and gravy.

V Be you man or machine?

 

[DotSlash]

^ I spend so much time in front of a computer that I don't know anymore.

< I'm being assimilated....

V Running from something...?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, the past. Aren't we all?

< Are we? I have no idea.

v Do you?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not today, I think.

< Damn it's cold outside.

V Farts in space.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ah, but if sound can't travel in a vacuum and nobody is around...?

< The perfect crime...

v Shut up!

 

[Fijiman]

^ NO!

< Firefox keeps wanting me to update but wants to install all kinds of stuff I'm not sure about so fuck that.

V Eats legs.

 

[Barbas]

^ Chicken legs, maybe.

< *Slurp*

v Shut up! Butt-face! Angst!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How dare you imply I have a face!

< Just bought a new mouse because the scroll wheel on my current one (which has been around for years) finally croaked.

V What are you smiling about?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nothing now.

< Fuck off FireFox! I will not update.

V Should be shot at for their crimes against paper plates.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ They had it coming

< Exams suck

V How dare you talk about me behind my back!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well, you were eavesdropping!

< An installation is in progress!

V *perches on your shoulder*

 

[Fijiman]

^ ...What?

< Blarg.

V Can't read the fine print for it burns their eyes.

 

[DotSlash]

^Reading glasses are quite lovely for situations such as these...

< Plus, I feel refined when I wear them.

V Hmmm. Yes. Quite.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Jinkies

< Magnificoooooooooooooooo

V Goes bump in the night.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Well, it's dark and I can't see anything

< That bloke over there is at it again

V Would you like a date with the ZP imp?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Hmm... Maybe?

< Eating breakfast.

V Eating children.

 

[Drummodino]

^Delicious

< Terrified about dipping his toes in the RP forum

V Is attacked by a horde of Zubats!