the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ ...But, Doctor, what does this mean?

< What's in this room over here?

v The residual benefits are beside the point! It's a dangerous move!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Jacob Crow is a risk taker!

< What does the blarger say about his blarg level?

V It's over blarg-thousAAAAND!

 

[Drummodino]

^ ***** please, I created the waifu thread.

< Amused by the results of said thread.

V You wish you were this influential.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It was a good thread, I lurked it!

< Waifus? Me? No! Never!

V Ugu...

 

[Drummodino]

NINJA'S EVERYWHERE

^ I think it's a headsprouter/turtle hybrid

< Forum game posts are getting weirder and weirder.

V Why didn't you stop me?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Why can't you people be more consistant?

< Tax exemption!

V Enjoys free-form jazz.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Some Smooth JAZZ!

< I'm in the need for some kinda of funky show to watch.

v Recommend anything?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I listened to it at length while doing a srs face and felt nothing for it, dear chap.
I reccomend you stahp.

< I was actually going to joke that Headsprouter was my only love, but alas, I could not find the right wording...

V What is a man!?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ It rubs the lotion on its skin, and makes it taste significantly worse.

< A real man drys their hair by sticking their head out the car window!

V THAT'S MY PURSE!

 

[Barbas]

^ Hello? Police? Yes, it's the usual.

< I'll just bide my time.

v Welcome back.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ I was never truly gone, Mr. Bond.

< Hums 007 theme song.

v Na na na NAAA na na NAAA.

 

[Drummodino]

^ BATMAN! wait...

< Has a strange tendency to walk off ledges

V Is that for me?

 

[Barbas]

Hey, cool! The page broke and changed back to the old avatars! OT:

^ Yes, but try not to drop it - they're explosive.

< *Juggling*

v Stop abusing that solvent, Percy!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *looks up from my newspaper* Who's Percy?

< Must remember to look on the bright side of life

V The next BioShock must be set on Mars in 1990. A magical hybrid of Total Recall, Escape From New York and The Running Man

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'M BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS [small][small][small]but srsly no[/small][/small][/small]

< Home!

V You're impothhible!

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but the mitthion is.

< Away.

v Frogs.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Gerd! FRERGS!!

< Frergs used to turn up in my dad's back garden. They probably still do, I just haven't looked.

V I'm going to call you Giddikins.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Only if I get to call you Professor Cockenface.

< Is very mature.

V Sneeze dead people.

 

[Barbas]

^ Wheeeee, there they go!

< Where's that telescope?

v Good luck. Be adequate!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll try!

< *mediocrity intensifies*

V OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH We're halfway the-ere!