the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ 24. Bacon. Russia. Monaco. Pikachu. Normandy.

< *shrug*

V Has deadlines to meet.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not that I'm aware of.

< Has dinner.

V Has fire in their hair.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I suppose you could put it that way.

< Feeling pensive.

V Doesn't have my brand.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Your special eyes are doomed.

< DOOOOOOOMED!

V Make duck sounds if you want to live.

 

[Drummodino]

^ *quack*

< Going to the hospital

V Hug me.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Ah, quite the contrary. I have gazed upon the Well of Fate, its waters showing me what was, is, will be and might be.

< Quite the... enlightening experience, though now I am bound by a tast of such calibre I fear to see it through.

v Tell me, what is the price of freedom?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ The traffic is low, ninjas should be easily found and escaped.

< I am merciful today. I'll make sure not to sabotage your posts.

v Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You're hired!

< More Physics puzzles!

V Can you imagine a world where making a bad game is impossible?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I can imagine people being broke by monthly good releases.

< Which will inevitably be pushed into weekly releases, all for the profit of the publisher.

v Oh, the horror.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ Nah, it's something more, ITS CLASS!

< My body does not know how to sleep normally anymore. Tired as fuck yesterday and what does my body do? "Lawl, ONLY FOUR HOURS BRAH!"

V Hates the sleeping pattern of his own body.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I would if I had such a thing.

< Every night is like the lottery. Win? get 5 hours. Lose? Get 2, or maybe not at all!

v Has a normal sleeping pattern.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

^ NOPE!
< Haven't for years!
v Has never had one at all.

 

[Barbas]

^ At least not one that I can remember.

< It is now the next day.

v Greet the next day.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ New dawn rises.

< And so begins the circle anew

v Complete the circle!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Drawing a circle*.

< I'm sure that's what he meant.

v Do you know what a trapezoid is?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ The Empire that ruled the north-eastern part of what now is Turkey, led by the Komnenos family.

< The same family that stopped the decline of the Eastern Roman Empire for about a 100 years.

v I don't know what I'm talking about, so please go ahead.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^I had noodles for breakfest, it was delicious.

< I wish I had a proper breakfest though, something with a toast or something.

v TOAST!

 

[Barbas]

^ YEAH, TOAST!

< *Tip, tap, tippy-tap, tippity-tap-tap*

v FRENCH TOAST!

 

[Barbas]

^ Je suis Napoleon!

< Hee haw hee haw!

v And zis is my donkee!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Merde.

< Doesn't really know French.

V There's a cake inside the nail-file. Use it wisely.