the ^ < V game

[Brownie80]

^ I know you are but what am I?
< Dying of thirst.
V Getting rid of the body.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Just the brain.

< I'm not sure where it would go.

V FUS-RO-DA!

 

[Euryalus]

^ Feim Zii Gron!

< Tiid Klo Ul

V Yol Toor Shul!

 

[Barbas]

^ Cause trouble in Whiterun and I'll haul you into the Dragonsreach dungeon myself.

< Hmmmm...curved swords...

v No lollygaggin'.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Your mother.

< Just realized that this thread is two years old as of Saturday.

V Shall rejoice.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I'll get the cake.
< Goes to the store.
V You want chocolate or vanilla?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm not sure. Both are good.

< I really can't decide.

v So which do you prefer?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Chocolate is garbage. Vanilla all the way.

< Zul...Mey Gut!

V (Hey Melon Nose!)

 

[Barbas]

^ (What is it, Skeever-butt?)

< *Drawing bow*.

v How many bandit runners does it take to deliver a message?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No time to talk, I have deliveries to make!

< Has met the elusive loinclothed courier.

V Wombles in Wimbledon.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Great Uncle Bulgaria strikes again

< I used to be an adventurer but put on too much weight

V Give me something to break!

 

[Barbas]

^ There is only one true Yuri.

< Come to Yuri.

v I bring you peace.

 

[Fijiman]

^ And I bring you nothing.

< Is a great neighbor.

V Needs to stop it with the door nob jokes.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am so upset, right now.

< At least I have excuse not to do anything. Crushed under Dirty Cop Trollface is the perfect excuse.

V Thinks eyepatches are the coolest thing ever.

 

[Barbas]

^ They're pretty cool. Bonus points for eye scars.

< Heterochromia is also cool.

v Google has a bad spell checker and should feel bad.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Are you talking about the one that comes with Chrome? Yeah, it sucks...

< No eyes at all makes for the coooolest monsters...Zubat appeals to me for that reason. Makes it rather aborbs.

V Finds "adorbs" despicable. At least it isn't "amazeballs"...

 

[Barbas]

^ I have hardly heard of either.

< Selective hearing is a wonderful thing.

v It's been a while.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Not long enough

< Stealthy in the shadows

V Fiddle diddle

 

[Barbas]

^ Hands off my griddle!

< *Grilling mushrooms.*

v Alistair?

 

[Brownie80]

^ You got the wrong number, buddy.
< OH DEAR THEIR OUT OF CAKE!
V How 'bout dem' scones?