the ^ < V game

[deserteagleeye]

^ I'm as fond of scones as I am inversely fond of slaughtered English.

< I went to the butchershop for 2 pounds of ENGLISH!

V Exaggerates how much they can actually eat.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I actually have to take a Centrum every day just so I won't starve myself.
< Has a high metabolism.
V However, I can't eat anything that will shatter my braces.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Yes?

< Sex is rather fun

V Fiji is the poster below?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ No, but if you dream about it on New Years, you'll have good luck for the whole year.

< FUCK! There's an eyelash in my milk!

V Give me more milk!

 

[Brownie80]

^ 2%, Lowfat, or Whole?
< If I have three jugs and give to away, how many jugs will I have left?
V The answer is three. Get your own milk, buddy.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA!

< I speaks it.

V Is a master of gland-to-gland combat.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Raises eyebrow at "I speaks it."
< Checks my Oxford dictionary.
V Has a problem with gland-to-gland combat.

 

[Barbas]

^ I can quit whenever I want!

< But I don't want.

v Don't use the fire escape - It's rigged. No, it wasn't me.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thank you trustworthy stranger.

< Drinking cheap cola. It's okay. But 8 cans for £2!? WHAT A DEAL!

V Fan of soda/pop/soft drinks.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Dr. Pepper FTW!
< Sasparilla isn't bad either.
V Fan of worshipping themselves.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Headsprouter's a cool dude, brah...

< I'm jelly of America in one respect, when I was at New York and washington, fast food restaurants had Root Beer available.

V My boi.

 

[Brownie80]

^ How you doin', dude?
< Let's chill out, 'kay?
V An awesome guy.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The funny thing about posting here, I look like a self-congratulatory bastard.

< GOOD THING, COS I AM

V COMPLIMENT ME!!!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You the man! Not as good as me, mind, but still

< Oh no, more faffing about!

V *click* Nice

 

[Barbas]

^ You look any longer and I'm going to have to start charging.

< *Munch, munch, munch*.

v I do like peanuts, but I like walnuts more.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm confused, is this meant to be you saying this, or are you speaking as if you are saying what I would say...

< Either way, I haven't had a walnut for a long time, so I can't really remember if I prefer them or not...

V What do you say to this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfzexzKVd1g] extremely threatening gesture?

 

[Barbas]

^ I only have this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygDo4-ksCs4] to say.

< I think I'll go with a disruptive pattern today.

v When is the dance?

 

[Euryalus]

^ Tomorrow at 6:00 pm GMT

< Is lying, has no idea

V Will help screw barbas over by continuing the lie

 

[Barbas]

^ Yeah, that sounds like fun!

< *Coy*.

v You fucking silly goose!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You are not nice.

< *snivel*

V For got snivel was a word.