the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Uh-huh...uh-huh...

< I could SHIT A BETTER KOOL-AID[footnote]Spell-check suggestion: Nikolai.[/footnote] COMMERCIAL!

v Ah, piss.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ This is the part where you scream like a pussy, I make a zombie groan and then I kill you by hitting you really hard on the shoulder.

< REFERENCES!!! [http://youtu.be/mIbTnBglKnc?t=45s] Also Nikolai.

V *dances infectiously*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Queen music plays in the background*

< Am so boss

V Stick to the shadows, comrade!

 

[Barbas]

^ Our commanders do have a plan, but it is not always a good one.

< Coffee is nice, but I prefer a nice cup of tea.

v If you do not want to die here, move!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Beep beep to you to, pal!

< Swashbuckling excitement from your couch!

V

Spoiler: Best Family Comedy of the year

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *snicker snicker snicker*...*snickersnickersnickersnicker*...*SNICKERSNICKERSNICKERSNICKER!!!*

< Tay Zonday is rolly good, actually...

V They took my FACE, Justin!

 

[Barbas]

^ Hahahahahahahahahaha!

< That's actually really saddening.

v Gum?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yum.

< Thumb.

V Bum.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thu'um.

< Boom.

v Doom.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Zoom Zoom
< Mazda is my Maserati
V Lexus is my blue Lamborghini Murcielago.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ THANK YOU MARIO. *transforms into monster*

< *leaps away while foreboding music plays*

V You lose.

 

[Barbas]

^ That's all right, I can win in my mind.

< What a terrible thing that is to waste.

v Wouldn't you agree, Wiggles?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Who the hell is Wiggles.
< Contacts the NSA.
V It is in my belief that Headsprouter has MPD.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thanks to the INTERNET, I can look up what that means!

< ...there are too many possibilities...but for the record...I do not own NYC's Meatpacking District.

V Those are some nice poodles you got, there...

 

[Fijiman]

^ I has no poodles.

< Blarg.

V Type something as fast as you can.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't think of what to type!

< Gotta go fast.

V HNNNNGGG. Something! *sounds of turmoil* I can't do this on the spot! Just pretend I said something witty and creative!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ How dare you! My mother was a saint!

< Full of rice and gravy.

V Is unmarketable.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hmmm. I suppose Headsprouter would appeal to teenagers trying to be edgy.

< You could give him a wider audience if you made him more of a GIR. I'm probably thinking about it too much.

V *pushes in spectacles* Your theory is flawed!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Therein lies the beauty of it.

< Far too complex for your underhension.

V Likes portmanteaus.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sexcellent!

< This is getting awkward

V You disgust me, Saxton Hale