the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Not this, again.

< Still has not watched Up.

V Father...?

 

[Barbas]

^ Thou art no son of mine!

< *Hic*. Freak! Spring-boy!

v *Pounding on keyboard* BOW DOWN TO ME, SNAIL, FOR I HAVE DOMINION!

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Uses salt on Barbas*

< That oughta confuse him enough to do something.

V Quick! Do something!

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Uh..Uh..*Jumps out window*

< Ow.

V Broke all are breadsticks.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Did you mean "our"?

< Chaaaaaaaaaaabok!

V B-baka.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Baku no Pico, Oni-chan!

< Deadly Teddy

V I'm an original comedian, Mik Rayall

 

[Barbas]

^ Yo...wut?

< *Stares*.

v *Whispers* Dude, I thought he was dead.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dude. Dudedudedude, brah. Dude...

< I need to recharge!

V It's....You!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Who else?

< *Trailing novelty Vagineer toilet paper on his shoe*

V I'm black! Oh, wait, that's wrong *searches for his cue cards*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *tosses cards into the fire*

< Whoops.

V MOOSE!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Baby moose (meese? mooses?) are cute. They have disproportionately long legs.

< It's 9. It does not feel like 9.

V Do whatever nonspecific task you will!

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm waiting for my Xbox to stop being dumb!

< Having loads of fun right now. /sarcasm

V Is so sarcastic that no one knows when they're being serious about something and when they aren't.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My dad is like that.

< Might actually phone Virgin like my friend has been demanding I do for my internet problems.

V Either it is a fashion statement, or there is a spider in your hair that you should worry about.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ SPIDER?!?!

< *ten seconds later all the furniture is upturned* GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

V Like my new kilt?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Hm. You need a matching bagpipe, too.

< Today is a good day.

v When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

 

[Barbas]

^ Give lemons to a homeless person?

< ...

v Can't.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Don't mock me. =(

< *Cries*

V Has a tissue, but ain't got no issues.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure, I'm...*sniff* just fine...

< ...just...fine...

V Nobody remembers third!

 

[Barbas]

^ I do!

< NO.

v NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You fool, you make life take the lemons back

< The dieting is for the weak!

V I can't lie to you about your chances, but.....you have my sympathies.