the ^ < V game

[Neuromancer]

^ It suits you well.

< Wear it with pride.

v Though I have to wonder how one wears names.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Name tags, of course

< French Bliss

V We have ways of making you talk

 

[Barbas]

^ No prison can hold Dumbass!

< Dumbass knows no fear.

v He knows astonishingly little.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Gastonishly little, and you can get away with it.

< A family picture!

V Rated M for mature.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ban this sick filth!

< I want to know what love is

V Little Sister incoming

Press X to rescue
Press Y to Kill
Press "Oh yeah" for Loli

 

[Fijiman]

^ * Presses Z for "prepare for the Big Daddy fight*

< Hates being sick.

V Is now a mutant potato.

 

[EilaliE]

^ A couch potato, to be exact.

< Note to future self: Give your .SAI files proper names.

v There is no denying it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Can I be a mutant dandelion?

< Has always wanted to be a dandelion.

V Understands why.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You got ninja'd.

< Looks like it's about to rain.

V Remember, the most important thing about proper penguin care is...

 

[Barbas]

^ To show them who's boss.

< Isn't that right, Captain Wiggles?

v *Poke*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ N'what?

< I totally didn't know I got ninja'd...I wasn't just like "This post still sorta makes sense" and left it.

V That's why they call me "Legitimacy-Man"!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Poke*

< This is now a habit.

v *Poke*.

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ *bites finger off*
< *chew chew chew*
v You want some?

 

[Barbas]

^ Holy shit, I thought you fell in Khazad-Dum!

< It was a Balrog.

v I'd like that back, thank you!

 

[Brownie80]

^ No.
< Face.
V Male.

 

[Barbas]

^ Man.

< Brings.

v Deliveries.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Minimum Wage Worker. (If employed.)
< Minimum Wage Worker. (If employed.)
V Minimum Wage Worker. (If employed.)

 

[Barbas]

^ Pizza.

< Scientist.

v Pizza.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Yummy.
< *Eats
V Dummy.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NOU

< I'msavingspace.

V Wastenotwantnot!