the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Oh shit, son.

< Not gonna happen.

v You can do that. I have to take a shower.

 

[Fijiman]

^ How about NO!

< Ninja'd UltraDeth earlier.

V Has ninja'd someone recently.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Apparently, I have.

< It truly wasn't my intention, though. I'm innocent.

v Now, now. Be a good kid and eat your vegetables!

 

[Barbas]

^ The vegetables must die.

< It shall be done.

v Walks the line.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You'd need to specify some sort of line, sir.

< Was trying to help his little brother set up an Xbox LIVE account, but the darn thing keeps bringing up error messages. It wouldn't be so bad if that didn't mean I had to start all the way from the beginning every single time. If only he'd get a PC like I keep telling him to.

V Master race, etc.

 

[Barbas]

^

Affirmative.

<

It has been too long since MEATBAG SUBJUGATION.

v Quark?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Awww. Don't make me think of Ratchet and Clank!

< The saddest thing about PC is that I grew up with Naughtydog and Insomniac. Two staunch Sony exclusive devs.

V Quack.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ain't that a cute little duck

< There is no other reload function!

V Sometimes you just need a little less spine

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Invertebrate approved!

< Needs a jerb.

V Can I work for you?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Henceforth, call me boss.

< Your very first task is to figure out precisely what your work is.

v Isn't that correct, assistant?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, but I won't buy my own detective hat.

< I come boxed with a magnifying glass, though.

V Upon closer inspection, hmmm...you're not any better looking than you are to the naked eye. Pity.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Deflates*.

< *Flattens*.

v *Shuffles under sofa*.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Come out.

< It's alright.

v The world isn't as bad as you think it is. It has cookies.

 

[Fijiman]

^ And cookies are bitchin!

< Blarg.

V Farts.

 

[Barbas]

^ Shutcherface we didnt raise ytou to be like that!

< D:<
v ITs on the damn list!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh yeah, under Do not lick the Fire Extinguisher

< Must...stop...dancing

V Is this repeats of old Cartoons I see before me?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't see any, unfortunately.

< I can't see ANYTHING...

V Don't vorry.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I vill promise not to vorry.
< Ve need to stop vasting vesources and get it vight.
V You got all that, van? I am Worried about you. But I stopped vorrying thanks to vou.

 

[Barbas]

^ Motorcycles!

< Motorcycles go brooom!

v Vhat did you do vith the vroomstick?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I killed someone with it

< Fire in my belly

V Why is there a mirror in your fridge?