the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes...I must play that...

< But I have some unfinished business.

V *brooding*

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Don't be mad.

< I take it all back.

v We can do love your way.

 

[Barbas]

^ My way?

< I forgot what that was.

v Do you have the answer?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Birmingham, isn't it?

< Infinite dreams, can't deny them

V Go for yer gun, ya Irish bastard!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Blimey, mate, fer the last time, I ain't bloody Irish!

< *goes for his gun anyway*

v *points gun*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I appear to have taken on a gelatinous form.

< I've already been shot several times, already.

V Dis shit is cray.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ And that's how we like it

< Finally unlocked the full 1000g for Bioshock Infinite

V Do I want a medal? Yes I do

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sadly you get nothing.

< Microsoft should really come up with some purpose for obtaining Gamerscore points.

V I would like to file a complaint.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Sure, send an email to email@something.com and we'll (possibly) reply within next year.

< I baked a big cake for me daughter's birthday. But she took one taste, and she ran away.
It's like I told me wife, "it can't be all my fault; some genius made sugar look 'zactly like salt!"

v If I was yer father, I'd be worried about how pretty you are.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thanks!

< ...I think.

v Hlaalu, Redoran or Telvanni?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm Falanu, House Hlaalu, as if that matters, here.

< Now I proceed to ask a question about necrophilia.

V I'm socially acceptable!

 

[Barbas]

^ That's only one cosmonaut's opinion!

< Um...

v Nice pair.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ These are very good sneakers

< Gold (Da Ba Dee)

V Beware of men who try to insert heavy objects down your dickhole

Spoiler

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

< *starts preparations*

v Have I got a gift for you!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, I love gifts!

< Hold on, let me just make some room *Detonates previous Trojan horse*.

v Are-a you readee?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ !? [http://youtu.be/iqT0iFZifgw?t=58s]

< Fancy linked text.

V Ye.

 

[Barbas]

^ I knew that you would do this.

< I love this.

v Does it also remind you of home?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Is it on fire?

< If so, then yes.

v Look down at the sky. Now go ahead, what's up?

 

[Barbas]

^ Bats.

< It's a different thing each time.

v What do you see?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Clouds

< Show them no hesitation

V In the grim darkness of the future, Librarians don't mess about