the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Someone needs to stop reading Sonic fan fiction.

< Waiting for something to happen.

V Has a ball of cheese in their back pocket.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ It's a KitKat actually

^

Spoiler: Hunter x Hunter is on Netflix now

V I over did it, didn't I

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's just an anime

< It's not like an anime or anything! Hmph!

V Our prophet, Father Newell

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJAAAAAAAAAAAA!

< Generic protagonist.

V Chilli dogs.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Puppy Dogs

< Ninja in this place!

V Brush Heavy's dick hair or I will kill you and kill you and kill you

 

[Barbas]

^ *Throws this duty into the wormhole*.

< It's Tau 47's problem now.

v Having a good day?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< Intoxicated.

V No?

 

[Barbas]

^ Uh...

< I'll have a brown one, please.

v No bananas.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Bananas with alcohol?

< Escapist powers

V Apathy increased by 32

 

[Barbas]

^ *Shrugs* ...eh.

< Pause right here.

v You see that?

 

[Fijiman]

^ It's a...

< SHARKNADO!

V You gonna get eaten by a shark?

 

[Malbourne]

^ I've boarded up my windows. Why would-

< OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

v PLEASE SEND HELP. I'M AT-ggghhk.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Dials in artillery*.

< That'll f**kin' learn 'em!

v ...I hope. Better send backup.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ HEADSPROUTER drops in!

< Damaged goods!

V I am here to liberate you!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *stands there surrounded by dead guards with broken handcuffs* Like I needed help

< Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

V I present you the Zero Punctuation Endless Curly-Wurly award for Longest time without a bad episode

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Endless Curly-Wurly? I feel sick by the time i've finished a regular-sized one!

< My cat brought home another dead mouse last night.

V Adventuuure!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Grab your friends

< Resplendent descent into merchants

V What is this I see before me?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What you are witnessing is but a speck of dust carried away by the winds of history.

< Insignificant though your life is, you should continue on the road that has been laid before you.

v Only then will your tale live on, treasured by those that bid you farewell.

 

[EilaliE]

^ But alas, my guest's life has now ended, his tale left unwritten.

< Got done reading all of the new books.

v What year is it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It could be any, in the wacky world of Timesplitters!

< Plug.

V Product placement.