the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ That would be plagiarism!

< Not a wizard.

V Ya chubby coon!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Missed by a mile. I'mma raid your trash again.

< I can't even.

v Is actually working.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not much.

< Just playin' the Smash Bros. demo. Maybe I'll pool enough cash together to actually buy the game when it comes out...then there's ORAS to worry about.

V Looking forward to some vidya gaems.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Yup, Shadow of Morodor, Master Chief collection and Minecraft.

< Still need the money for a Xbox One though, hmmmm....

V *Pulls out Gun* Give me all your money!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Pushes down stairs*.

< That's the end of that dynasty.

v Announcing the arrival of the viscount of dental floss...

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Viscount's been assassinated.

< The dental empire's going through a root canal.

v How does it go?

 

[Malbourne]

^ "Sins of a Molar Empire."

< I've just been given the crown...

v All kneel before my enameled glory!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ That is not enamel, Goldenrod-filling pretender. This is enamel!!

< Fricking color codes, how do they work?

v Knows what lies at the end of a rainbow.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Timesplitters 4.

< ...That was a personal guess.

V MeLON!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Poot melon here

< Looking forward to Alien: Infatuation

V Have an achievement, you unlocked it

 

[Barbas]

^ Ooh, shinies!

< *Hugs*.

v C'mere, son!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I think you must have mistaken me for someone else because you are not my dad.
< Could really be Barbas's illegitimate child without knowing it. Although that would depend on his/her age and gender.
v Me love you longtime.

 

[Malbourne]

^ [small]Can I be next?[/small]

< Er, I will NOT condone the torture of another individual!

v C'mon. Help me beat the tar out of Cop before he hurts anyone else!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ *Wakes up* With pleasure
< *proceeds to kick the living shit of Dirty Cop James Funs*
v Hey why don't you join us? Unless you are Dirty Cop James Funs in which case, stop coughing up blood on my shoes.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Wait, did you say Dirty Cop had LIVING SHIT inside of him?

< Gross! Have at thee!

V Violence is fun!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ It certainly is Ouch my balls!

< Continues to wonder who his real daddy is

v What do you think.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You need to stop thinking so much

< Shaving my perfect stubble

V Get that Bass out my face, Ace!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *dramatic embrace w/ cherry blossoms*

< The only answer.

V c:

 

[Barbas]

^ :>

< 8D

v ~( * v * )~

 

[Fijiman]

^ *punches barbas*

< Not having the best day on World of Tanks.

V Have you been shot recently?