the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ What tacos?

< Conjugating in your grill

V Don't drink that jar of radioactive go

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Radioactive Go, eh? Sounds like a dodgy energy drink.

< Radioactive Go! atomic punch.

V Disney Princesses, BUT...!

 

[Barbas]

^ ...OBJECTION?!

< No one man should have all this Parmesan.

v Copping more feels, eh??? >:/

 

[Fijiman]

^ *steals half your Parmesan and throws it in the lake*

< YAY!

V Don't you laugh evilly at me mister!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ WHATTEHFACKFIJI!?

< Fijiman, more like...FAIL-JIman! Har-de-har!

V Amirite?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *sniggers maliciously*

< Irony is like Goldie and Bronzie only made of Iron - Baldrick

V Will Scout get laid with Heavy's hot sisters? Find out next week on Alan Wake

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ And then Scout managed to knock up the Heavy's hot sister. Which lead to the heavy forcing him to marry her.

< Not really the kind of show I like.

v Oh my gawd. I can't believe it. Is it really you?

 

[Barbas]

^ It sho' is, dawg.

< Doesn't understand the language.

v Que?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Quay.

< My stomach hurts.

V Blue.

 

[Barbas]

^ Orange.

< Aquamarine.

v Lime.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ & Lemons

< *Mouth-breathing intensifies*

V Doctor, I cut my foot while shaving

 

[Headsprouter]

^ De-Hobbitise your feet carefully next time.

< Killing Floor 2. I am excite.

V Can you hear that sound?

 

[Twintix]

^ I hear Sound of Silence. Does that count?

< Small kitty, fluffy kitty, little ball of fur...

V Gha! What have you been drinking?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Radiactive Go!

< Hue.

V You can have my own personal "Hooray!".

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Ah, thank you.

< *Frames and places on wall.*

v Stop scaring the kids.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well their parents should have taught them to consider my feelings before screaming in terror.

< FAITH IN HUMANITY HAS BEEN LOSTEDEDDEDEDDDDD!

V Are you...breakdancing!?

 

[Fijiman]

^ ... Maybe.

< *smacks Headsprouter and runs away*

V Eats pudding with a knife.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ With a spoon

< I hate these word crimes

V Sniffs the ladies toilets

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Smells like makeup and tears

< I'm too confused by that ambiguous answer to care that I was smacked in the face.

V Hi. Are you different?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ By all means

< Something is amiss or is it?

V Mr Bond, do wear a rubber. You Only Give Lice