the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Uh! I hate running

< *Gets a taxi, instead*

V Stop getting people pregnant!

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?!

< I think he has the wrong person.

V I think he was thinking of you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ God dammit! I never did hentai, okay?

< Not a tentacle monster.

V What's this strange appendage?

 

[Euryalus]

^ Don't say penis. Don't say penis. Don't say penis

< Cock!

v ... Damnit

 

[pyramid head grape]

^ I second this with a fuck it!

< Bought 1 game all year!

V High roll?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *smokes joint*

< *rolls down hill*

V This is, like...the coolest thing ever, brah.

 

[pyramid head grape]

^So cool! Oh it's melting! D:

< RIPPED AS A PENCIL!

V 110% BEEFCAKE?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!

< More like cheesecake

v Can't possibly love cake as much as me

 

[pyramid head grape]

^ Only if it's cake ice cream yogurt surpise!

< I AM A BEAST O,.,O

V Got the job?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Why thank you

< I'm going to need next week off because of a minor sexual harassment conviction

V A ball of clay

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

< It's not always great being what I am.

v Please don't eat me.

 

[Barbas]

^ No fear; I am already full.

< I can't find the cake sword.

v Do you know what day it is?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The eve of all hallows eve.

< Not a chupacabra.

V No need to hide your livestock.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Okay but I am still going to stand guard with my shotgun.

< Pancakes!

v Now I remember you're that new member of the Companions. So you what fetch the mead?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I decapitate the elves.

< Well, I do sometimes.

v Hiding in your fort? Wise, the werewolves are out.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They'll never get past these turrets

< Warframe still isn't working, genuine First Wold problem

V I hear you're selling used celebrity tissues

 

[pyramid head grape]

^ *lightning blot*

< *raps*

V word?

 

[Euryalus]

^ Number.

< 7

V 1,2,3,4,5,6,7!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Oh, you can count. How nice.

< Blarg.

V Did you see the fish?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes. They were behaving suspiciously, as you might expect.

< ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

V Do you come with the car?