the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ That is true.

< But what of the dwarves?

v We do not know.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Who cares about the dwarves.

< Only survival of the human race is important

v Human Power!

 

[Barbas]

^ Racism! Racism!

< I had bugs.

v I killed the game and rebooted. You?

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

^ Me!
< Me.
v Me?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, you!

< He knows what he did.

v You are a woman.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ An Englishman in a dress

< Fishing for weapons

V A lit torch in a chest at the bottom of a lake, Bless you, Skyrim

 

[Barbas]

^ HA! Oblivion did that too.

< And five pieces of gold.

v 'S' a loada shite really, innit?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Too right, mate

< Follow the trail of lockpicks

V Likes the cosy rooms in those Dwarven ruins

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I really enjoyed my visit to Markarth.

< Especially the prison.

v Wouldn't you agree?

 

[Fijiman]

^ What poison?

< I didn't hear about any poison.

V Did you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No.

< Steam trades are FUCKED...

V *hot air*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...

< Nah.

< *slaps you with a pan*

 

[Euryalus]

^ Did you finish covering them all in anthrax?

< This will be brought up if I ever run a political campaign

V WON'T IT?!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ Make the call!

< Take the shot!

v Hold the line!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ THE 'SPLITTER MOTHERSHIP'S COMIN' DOWN! YEE-HAW!

< I'm drinking a bubblegum-flavoured cheap-as-chips soft drink. Pretty sure something this artificial will guarantee cancer.

V BUT IT TASTES PRETTY GOOD!