the ^ < V game

[Rabbitboy]

^ Sounds gross.

< I am more of a salt person myself.

v You there, do the thing!

 

[Euryalus]

^ NO!

< I DO WHAT I WANT

V FUCK THAT GUY!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ aggressive voyeur

< tragically straight

v hipster gunmoll

 

[Fijiman]

^ I will stab you if you say that to me again.

< Going to bed after a bit more posting.

V Are you fat?

 

[Itdoesthatsometimes]

^ Thinks my ego matches my booty.

< I have a flat ass.

V Wants me to prove it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *brandishes that weird plank of wood that they use to test the flatness of things*

< Misses Scream Fortress already.

V Unusual.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's never unusual to be loved by anyone

< Finally had my blood test

V thingkin about giantesses

 

[Headsprouter]

^ When my music meets your science, they're the biggest of the giants.

< Tomorrow is a brighter day if we work together.

V Together we can pave the way, it'll last forever.

 

[Euryalus]

^ I'm not good at either

< This'll be a disaster

V But it might be fun to watch us go down in flames. Keep tuning in

 

[Barbas]

^ *Makes music with console*.

< They thought they could go for a whole page.

v They were rung.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No-one can take a whole page

< Oh yeah, get to throw some bombs!

V Fear is an illusion, or is it?

 

[Fijiman]

^ *spooky noises*

< Blarg, or something.

V Is often seen underwater.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ must have spotted draco eyeballing those sheep like Gabriel Iglacias looks at tacos!

<One man wrecking crew

V Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I don't feel anything.

< A foul sorcerer stole away my feelings.

v Do you have some replacements I could use?

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, take these Stug reserves.

< I just really like to say Stug.

v Stug, Stug, Stug!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Stig,Stig,Stig

< I Haven't watched TopGear in years though.

v Is a former soldier.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ some say he invented Branston Pickle, and if you insult his mother, he'll headbutt you in the chest... all we know is, he's called Rabbitboy

< only went through Initial Entry Training... most of the way

v has a terrible allergy to ellipses... too bad

 

[Fijiman]

^ AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

< MY SKIN! IT BURRRRNS!

v HAAAAAALP!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ lucky for you I am an emergency medic in training!

< is an EMT in training!

V what do you do?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Nothing if I can help it

< Guess I can be indifferent

V Why won't you seduce me?