the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ In that case, prepare my stage coach

< Hi-ho, Cabbie!

V There is something in the cellar, it's Wine

 

[sky14kemea]

^ I don't have a cellar. D:
< I'm cold 'cause of the snow QQ
v Your pet wants food.

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ But I don't have a pet.

< Am I in an alternate reality.

v What happened in this world.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Apparently question marks were outlawed.

< Kek.

V Pencilman.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm not that skinny.

< Well, not anymore at least.

V Do you drive a tank?

 

[Twintix]

^ Nah, man. I prefer VTOL aircraft.

< It's so slippery outside! Augh!

V Where are your pants?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Stolen by an Escapist user. But WHO!?

< I want to hug chickens and pet cows, but I want to eat them, too.

V Oh, the turmoil!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I know that feeling

< Can't play FNAF without getting panicky

V Even you have trouble looking at the screen when those things are clanking about

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *shakes head*

< My sleep cycle has been awful, recently.

V This isn't working.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Correct.

< Error.

v Press any key to proceed.

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ *Presses Enter*

< It's the Matrix!

v Are you the one?

 

[Barbas]

^ I have some club sandwiches here that can answer your question.

< *Rumble*.

v Better eat them quick!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...

< OMNOMNOMNOM- (I comissioned an artist to draw me something he says will be of this standard [http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2015/022/c/a/tf2_bill_s_scout_by_craftaster-d8ezxe8.png] When finished. There's no deposit and he says I can pay whatever I think it's worth when it's done, so we'll see how that turns out.)-OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

V What? I didn't say anything.

 

[Queen Michael]

^Sure you didn't.

<Gotta read some more manga today.

vWhat are you planning to do with that otter?

 

[Barbas]

^ I will give him a caring home.

< ...And fish for him to eat on his tummy.

v Me llamo Barbar, y tu?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Me not understand you.

< Whoo! there is finally snow outside.

v Snowball fight!

 

[Barbas]

^ AAAAAHHH!!

< *Flees*.

v *Distant screaming*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Incoming

< A little bit of the old one-two

V You would trade your kingdom for a horse?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but I'd trade my bitcoin stock for a hedgehog.

< I will call him Russell and we will have tea parties.

v Fancy a scone?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why not?

< Saw Birdman, today. Seems like a good film, but I didn't find it very relatable.

V Boxes.