the ^ < V game

[Mr.Mage]

^ But how can anyone finish this sandwich!

< I can't do it.

v Carry on for me.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But...mayo...

< Breaking Sad.

V Urgent business.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No time to lose

< Can't get to the final Quake boss, because of some stupid glitch

V Do not use words like "Shub-N****rath" in public

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I will remember that

< I have already forgotten that bit.

v I think also I forgot that you existed.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ that's okay; I actually don't exist

< there is no The Rogue Wolf

v there is only your willingness to believe in The Rogue Wolf

 

[Fijiman]

^ I do not believe in the Rogue Wolf though.

< Quack.

V Are you here for the action or the explosions?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Both...

< A roller-coaster experience

V Shall we play each others bagpipes? *Ride To Hell sex music on bagpipes*

 

[Twintix]

^ I prefer the tin whistle. Suck it, Scotland!

< *doesn't actually know if the tin whistle is, indeed, Irish*

V Hey, taste my foot.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm no time-traveller.

< But I've met one...

V He was a diiiick.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Time changes people

< 98deep100me

V Panic! Chaos! What is this!?

 

[Rainboq]

^ Someone found your fetish Beanie Babies

< Don't ask

V Why do you have to ask?

 

[Barbas]

^ I collect fetish Beanie Babies.

< I've got several.

v Uh, can't do dat.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well SHIT, what can you do?

< ...That was uncalled for...I apologise.

V sorrynotsorry

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ Well that's just misleading.

< Always likes to be direct.

v What happened to the Muffins?

 

[Fijiman]

^ *stab*

< Blarg.

V Hi.

 

[Twintix]

^ Low.

< I should be doing my Japanese homework...

V Where's your face?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ On the front of my head.

< Otherwise I'd probably forget to take it with me when I leave the house.

v If I did forget about it I'd probably look a bit like that guy on the right.

Spoiler

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Somehow I don't think somebody with their face cut off would look like that.

< The blood's too thick.

V Just speaking from experience.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I agree, there should be more rupturing

< I nearly lost my medical licence

V Jarate! (with bits of shit and sick in it)

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sacre bleu.

< Obligatory snow comment.

V Is tea-time.