the ^ < V game

[Twintix]

^ Finally! My favorite time of day!

< To the moon.

V TO THE MOON, THOUGH.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ TO MARS AND THEN BEYOND THE STARS!

< Seriously though, there is no reason to scream this much.

v WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I dOUGN'T knOUUUUUGGGGHHH!

< With some luck I will get a depressing albeit fulfilling occupation as a cattery/kennel worker.

V So, uh, any snow up where you are?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

^ Nope no snow, it's hellish here but I'm not in the deepest circle.

< Eating candy for lunch

V Ever eaten candy for lunch, if so, what kind?

 

[Barbas]

I had, uh...cotton candy? That was nice. It wasn't really substantial, though.

< Christmas pies are nice, but forbidden.

v Give them back!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Never.

< *glumpf*

V Stop that cart!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They are not of this Earth! They must be returned from whence they came 200% Ninja

< The powers of the universe at the press of a button

V My dreams are like a surreal Garry's mod video

 

[Barbas]

^ That sounds dangerous.

< Uninstalled.

v You know what to do.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *double-clicks BarbasInstaller.EXE*

< ...*click*...*click*...*click*...

V This might take a few minutes.

 

[Barbas]

^ Windows is shutting down, I assume.

< Exactly as planned...

v

can't do .dat

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ I sorta see what you did there.

< Needs to learn more computer lingo.

v I mean I don't understand what you're saying

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Yes we can! Yes we can!

< And with we I mean this handsome fella.

v Quick give me your kidneys unless you want me to shoot you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I can't give it you now, it says "Only in the event of death"

< Still can't get past the second night at Freddy's

V That is a fashion crime

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer to call it "innovation".

< My skin is warm enough.

v Jumblies!

 

[sky14kemea]

^ Hands off my jumblies!

< I got a boo boo on my finger :c

v THINK FAST!

 

[Barbas]

^ AAAAAH!*Falls*.

< Lost 10 HP.

v Your acrobatics has increased to 16.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

^Eclipse Dragon has learned the skill "halfhearted clumsy cartwheel"

<30,000 exp to next level

v You've gained a level! Please distribute stat points.

 

[Barbas]

^ I put two points into Charisma and one into Toaster Diplomacy.

< *Reads A Game At Dinner".

v Good book. Happy ending.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Happiness is a sham.

< Art can only be depressing.

v Everyone who disagrees is a filthy sellout.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Hipster scum

< Art can be joyful

V Renaissance fool