the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ *Ducks*.

< *Transforms into flock of geese*.

v Honk honk honkhonkhonk!

 

[Fullmetal Heart]

^*gets slightly confused at the attacking geese*

<*tries to slap the flock as a form of defense. they seem to be quite attracted to jelly*

v*fails miserably*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Crashes into wind farm*.

< *Wind farm explodes*.

v Daaaaamn. Respawning.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You call that self-defence?

< *hides in the shadows waiting for the guards to leave*

V May I show you who is the boss?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I answer to nobody!

< Unless you raise your voice...

v Och!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Ach.

< bored

v Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, just yesterday at the inn.

< Mustard.

v Fancy a roast pig?

 

[Brownie80]

^ I for one am always in the mood for bacon.

< No Turkey bacon or Canadian bacon. Aka fake bacon.

V No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< The reign of Bondingus shall never end!

V Are you a captain?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ And this is my ship

< Woke up in the morning

V What do you do with a thousand Pyros?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

^Set the world on fire

<forgot lunch today

v why did I set the world on fire again?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ For leaving the cooker on

< I don't believe in Destiny, except that version with the spaceships

V 400,000,000 Spies

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And they all have the dead ringer...that would be hell...

< Making emoticons for scrap.tf. Is fun.

v

 

[Barbas]

^ Grung.

< Snups.

v Whyddle.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ghornk.

< Operating on dwindling 3G.

v Send me a care package!

 

[Barbas]

^ Pork steaks inbound!

< Cinnamon is a good spice.

v You...you're the spoon thief of Kvatch!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'd have taken the forks, too, but somebody already stole all of those...

< Flexible spine.

v *exorcist turn*

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh gods.

< Can it be true?

v Microsoft is giving us all free ice cream!

 

[Twintix]

^ Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again!

< Wahaaaay!

V *Is a total Goit*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You've goit to leave this place.

< I managed to say hello to a teacher I liked from school and NOT make the experience awkward!

v *bursts with magical energy*