the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I feel funny.

< But not funny "ha-ha".

v Funny weird.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Weird Funny?

< Nothing but an empty void

v I should probably get a doctor to look at that.

 

[Barbas]

^ Uh, yes. Definitely.

< Mine is a Spanish doctor.

v I lied!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

< *Barbas stands confidently among a posse of young black males astounded at how thoroughly he gave Headsprouter trust issues*

v TWIST: He's not a rapper.

 

[Barbas]

^ I can rap.

< Lied again. Nobody will ever know.

v You got the cheese, right?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Yers, guv. 12 wheels of Cheddar, 9 wheels of gorgonzola, 11 wheels of parmesan, 5 wheels of Danish Blue and 10 wheels of Camembert.

< 4cheesy8me

V Call an exorcist, there's jam on the mirror and floors

 

[Barbas]

^ AGAIN???

< I tire of this shenaniganary.

v Feck.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ you do not talk like that in my house little boy!

< Was raised properly.

v We just say Fuck.

 

[Barbas]

^ Feck!

< Rebels, yeah!

v Down with the Empire of Pudding!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah! Desserts can go fuck themselves!

< Can handstand when he needs to.

v One hell of a guy.

 

[Barbas]

^ But his partner's a real dick pickle!

< That doesn't make any sense.

v ...But I'm not sorry, and I'll kill that man too!

 

[Twintix]

^ Joke's on you! I'm not a man!

< *herpdiderp yesiamagirlplayingvideogames derpderp stophittingonmesillyboys huuuuergh*

V Do I look like someone who would lie to you?

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't quite...no?

< I am building another army.

v Take this world, then the next, then the next after that. The battle will not end until you or your enemies are dead.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Deep.

< Tables and chairs!? NOOOOOOOOOO!

v Get the wood chipper!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *chipper sounds*

< *the blood rains in slow motion*

V Come look at my Warhammer

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

^ No thanks

< Hates doing laundry

V Knows I'm going for ice water. o:

 

[Barbas]

^ I do now, fool. Hahaha!

< *Scribbles furiously*.

v Henceforth, today is Pancake Monday. See to it!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Here is the syrup! And the shells of the unborn!

< (eggs)

v Get more stuff for pancakes, lazybum.

 

[nimbylive]

^ Has certain, shall we say, regrets.

< No regrats, not even one letter.

V #noregrets #yolo #live4self #hashtag.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ye gods, wot the heck and darnation?!

< Release the cheese!

v Darn it, dang it, dagnabbit and doom.