the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ DAMMIT, dammit, dammit, dammit!

< I am an emoticon on a website [https://scrap.tf/raffles/FB4WZD].

v I'm soooo internet famous.

 

[Barbas]

^ I dunno what that is.

< ...But I am curious...

v Do you know what that is, Dave?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's a place where people give stuff away to complete strangers because they feel like it.

< And I leech off of that kindness, because I'm a greedy muthafucka.

v Muuuthafucka!

 

[Barbas]

^ I see. Do you have paratroopers?

< Planes.

v I don't know what to do.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nor do I.

< Blarg.

V Hasn't slept in days.

 

[Barbas]

^ False lies, brother!

< Kane in fact lives!

v Peace through pancakes!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What more could one ask for?

< Stealing shit

V Imagine a world where no bad games exist

 

[Barbas]

^ It is here and now.

< We do not recognize them bad games, only flawed ones.

v You are it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hahaha.

< Cheepcheepcheepcheep-cheep-cheep!

v Oh hai Denny..

 

[Barbas]

^ But I'm not this person.

< Who is he?

v Where are you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ All you do is ask questions! We need a Barbas that gives answers!

< Jesse!

v I made a mistake. :'c

 

[Barbas]

^ I made pork chops!

< I think Jesse's...gone slightly pink.

v Ambulatory again, I see...

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Yes that is really ambulant and stuff like that.

< Herpederpdederp.

v Watch out there is a zombie is behind you!

 

[Barbas]

^ Is it is???

< !!!

v BEGONE!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I wish you weren't my dad! *storms out*

< The Timesplitters community is full of shitty people who get mad at people doing unpaid work for their sake. And now one of the TSR devs'll probably leave because of 'em.

v *super saiyan screams* [http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/885/720/32c.jpg]

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ why you heff to be so angry?

< isn't mad, just disappointed

v oh, hai Mark

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hai doggy.

< Thanks a lot. Bai.

v My favourite customer.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, thank you.

< He is right. It is only game. Why must be mad?

v Boxed fortifications.

 

[Fijiman]

^ The best kind.

< Trying to sleep. Not having a lot of success.

V What did you just eat?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Toast

< *incomprehensible thinking*

V Poop in your forbidden book!