the ^ < V game

[tilmoph]

^ How did you get her to fit in a cup?
< Primaries are bullshit!
v Begin the revolution!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Done, Banjo-Kazooie is getting a spiritual successor.

< Never played Banjo-Kazooie but I know how it feels when people own a great franchise and choose to do nothing with it.

v Licensed by Nintendo.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not yet.

< Bought an ELO CD today and is very happy.

V Likes to fart in their general direction.

 

[Brownie80]

^ We gotta get it right back to where we started from!

< *disco fever ensues*

V http://www.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: ^

< I feel the need... to watch the movie Need For Speed!
v But, the movie disk won't play for me... Is this a sign of some kind?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ yes, probably STOP, or YIELD, or maybe NO LOITERING

< pays no heed to signs, as they are only meant for the uncertain

v should have paid attention to that sign that said "military artillery testing range"

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Haha, yes!

< I can taste the radiation in my mouth!

v *canned laughter*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Written by the ghost of Commander Shepard and Serious Sam on acid*

< I am Pony, grease-monkey, simpleton, little bunny.

V Stop teleporting so I can hit you!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not teleporting, I'm respawning because your ***** slaps are OP!

< Walked for four hours, today. It was supposed to be two.

v MY LEG!

 

[Barbas]

^ The pie!

< *Rushes to the kitchen*.

v Right, this is an emergency. Increase water pressure, COOL IT DOWN!

 

[tilmoph]

^ ALL HANDS ON DECK! WE ARE AT PIECON1!
< *Starts having acid flashbacks to the Great Pie Burning of '97*
v Somebody take over coordinating, I'm down!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Initiate syrup procedure!

< All this over a pie

V You will help me shove this melon down my dick

 

[tilmoph]

^ ... Ok, yes I will. I must know if this is possible
< Now trying to determine if it would be easier to open the dickhole more or solidify the melon and force it down with a sledgehammer
v Get me some molten steel, a hydraulic sledgehammer, and some water to cool the steel coated melon down. We're making this work!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Do you also want some emergency lube with that for good measure?
< *does not have lube on them right now*
v I need to buy more lube! If only I knew which store in my neighborhood sold some...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My oral secretions will work fine.

< *spits into a glass*

v Here.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'll get a drink from the vendor

< Such bad habits

V &#8734% off all items

 

[tilmoph]

^ Wait, can you have infinity/100?
< Seems like a reverse divide by zero
v -IHS HO

 

[FPLOON]

^ TMI-RITD
< Communication in stereo!
v I left the phone running... Should I go catch it?

 

[Barbas]

^ Damn it, not again!

< I'll handle this! *Grabs shotgun and box of shells*.

v You need more ore for that.

 

[FPLOON]

^ OREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREORE!
< Huh... It's like I'm saying "Oreo" in text form...
v Are you squeezed in the middle?