the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Not yet.

< Getting lunch.

V Awaiting launch.

 

[Twintix]

^ 3...2...1...*whoooooosh*

< Spooky scary skeletons...

V *bites your face*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *Blushes in Pain*
< *Does the Spooky Mario*
v *Guitar to the Flame*

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ THE AXEMAN...

< IS BACK!!!

V NYEEWWW!!! NYEW NYEW NYEW! NYARRRRRRRR!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A very angry guitar.

< And then we went home.

v I don't suppose you'll commit mass murder again, will you?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Depends, do you have the Tasty Meds[sub] tm[/sub]?

< Pharmaceutical Giant

V More opioids please!

 

[Barbas]

^ I only have octopods.

< *Squidge, squidge*.

v Get on the dance floor!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I call this one: "the spin-cycle"!

< *ruptures urethra*

v CALL AMBERLAMPS!

 

[Barbas]

^ AH GOD, WHAT THE FACK???

< *Dials ambulance*.

v Quick, crash this truck into the nearest lake!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nit until I get that painting!
< I have a Forum Games post on standby, but the thread is not on standby...
v Becky's Big Butt?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I am not being dragged into that shitstorm of a minefield.

< Is going to sleep.

V Couldn't get the money.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Well, I couldn't before, but now that you're going to sleep it will be easy to creep into your house and fulfill that assassination writ

< Wet nurse, as in a nurse who moonlights in wet-work

V Uhh, dude, that's not what a wet nurse is...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Lewd eyebrows*

< Lewd thinking

V They're here, they're here, they've landed on the pier

 

[FPLOON]

^ Shots fired!
< Ambient Electronic Space?
v At least you're safe inside your mind...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The mind can be a user-hostile experience.

< Trying to waken up.

v Am I coming on too strong?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not strong enough!
< Strong enough...
v To fast or to furious?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Too fast.

< SKELETOR UP IN THIS MOTHERF*****

V MYAAH

 

[Headsprouter]

^ AND HE PRAYS

< Raging atheist.

v IS THAT A CROSS OR JUST A FASHION STATEMENT!? >:E

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ they wouldn't let me be in the Templars if I didn't wear it

< looks rather dashing in red and white

v this is the part of Sprockets where we dance

 

[FPLOON]

^ Ya?
< Podcast in my basement...
v News with celebrity cameos!