The Video Game Name Creator

[Ih8pkmn]

Ebony Chicken Dudes: Banned due to extreme racism.

Mickey's Transvestite Creator:Mickey and Donald decide to have some fun and dress as Minnie and Daisy. Help them pick out clothing!(I cannot believe I just typed that... I feel dirty)

Australian Metal: Hot Pursuit:Wait- this is just a Mad Max game without Mad Max! Wtf...

Spectatcular Porn Scam:No comment.

Raging Pony XXX:(barfs)

Occult Soccer/Football:You are a wizard hired by various Soccer/Football teams to jinx their rivals in various ways. Trigger the jinxes and hexes at the right time to make your your team wins the game! And if they don't pay up, then you can curse them!

 

[Summerstorm]

Man i LOVE this. Seems even better than "they fight crime"

The Six Million Dollar Batman Legend - HOLY SHIT...
Blazing Godzilla Horde - ONE Godzilla is awesome... here we have a HORDE of them, do the math
Deranged Speed Conundrum - Sir... it seems we are having a conundrum here... ALSO WE ARE FUCKING FAST

Intellectual Crowbar Massacre - Basicly we just copied Half-Life 2
Ho-Hum Manlove Disaster - This... i won't play
M.C. Escher's Spelling Zombies - This game WILL confuse you.

Violent Jazz Carnage - Never will a game be THIS COOL
In the Realm of the Crowbar: Third strike - Basically we made Episode 3 before Valve did.
Exquisite Lawnmower Anarchy - Exquisite indeed

Forbidden STD Ultra - Oh...MY...GOD
A Boy and His Handgun Dynasty - Ok... this game is so american.
Mysterious Shotgun Summoner - Let me just summon my shotgun here.
Cthulhu's Booty Advance - Ok... we combine Lovecraft with... umm... something Japanese

Ok.. this is fun... and yeah. I would play a LOT of those. (If they can supply what the title promises *g*)

 

[Cheesus333]

Hitler's Hamster Beatdown: The Nazi Vermin Gestapo is rising up again, and it falls upon one Polish commando armed only with a comically-oversized boxing glove the size of his vendetta to administer a beatdown.

Canadian Spelunking Lord: Explore the beautiful mines of Canada in this fully-3D remake of the NES original title, Canadian Spelunking. Now with all-new players, such as the Mine Fairy, the Pickaxe Goblin and the great Spelunking Lord himself!

Corporate Sword Hero: Duel mighty foes from the nether planes! Venture into hitherto unknown caverns and dungeons! Schedule meetings with the heads of your rival businesses! All this and more in the world's first management sim/adventure RPG crossover[footnote]The owners of Elven City: Deluxe have agreed that their game is technically not an adventure RPG[/footnote], only on PC!

 

[Alssadar]

-Exciting Yoga Uncensored: Using the Kinect?
-Luigi's Hovercraft Destruction: Destroy the mushroom kingdom with a hovercraft
-German Disco Squadron: DDR Disco edition?
-Invisible Shadow Planet: It looks like you're a floating shadow in mid-air, because you are.
-Mechanized Octopus Wasteland: Robo-Mecha octopuses?

 

[Nothing Tra La La]

My First Theme Park Revenge
This educational game for the Nintendo DS allows children to get sweet sweet revenge on Adam, the theme park worker who denied entry to their favorite ride because of height. In this thrilling game, kids can explore multiple forms of torture and receive critique on their techniques. Fun for the whole family!

All-Night Frisbee 95
Put on your sweatbands and tube socks, 'cause we're gonna throw frisbee like it's 1995! In this outrageous game by SEGA, you can experience all the fun of frisbee with the nostalgic sounds of Abba blasting in the background. Tubular!

Paranoid Kitchen Special Edition
You thought that your time in the kitchen was over.
You were wrong.
In Paranoid Kitchen: Special Edition, you're forced back into Mama's hellish kitchen and forced to endure dish after dish of satanic torture. Fight your way through demonic desserts and horrible hors d'ourves to defeat the evil Mama! But be careful; the condiments are out to get you.


oh god this is too much fun.

 

[Larkin99]

Confusing Shadow Task Force:
Subtitle to the next Call of Duty game?

Christian Aerobics Nitro:
Literally as exciting as it sounds.

Hideous Tricycle Romance:
????

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

Biblical Manlove Onslaught A retelling of all of your favourite bible tales, complete with extreme homo-erotic overtones.

Generic 3D Dance Mix Very similar to DDR, except more generic. Oh, and there's some 3D thrown in there somewhere, we gave up reviwing it because it was to bland.