The Virginity Mission (Probably, definitely NSFW)

[Gearran]

I probably would treat them differently. After all, they don't know what they like, so part of my position is to help them find out.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Seeing as how I'm still a virgin...My reaction would be an amused "Shit. Neither of us knows what we're doing? ...Guess we'll just have to make it up as we go along then". And then be EXTRA gentle and make sure she gets what she needs out of it.

As for EXTRA EXTRA Virgin (olive oil)? I'd probably have a very confused "Wait, really? Seriously? Wow...Uhh...What are you kind of expecting here, so I can try to ease you in, kinda?" And try my best to make sure they get off with as little trouble as possible on their first time. Because your first one is kind of a massive shock. Had mine by accident (no joke) and I just lay there for a few minutes going "What the actual hell was that?! ...Oh. OH THAT'S what that is! Wow no wonder the ape-shit crazy morons I go to high school with are obsessed with sex".

And something like 10-15% of women will never have an orgasm at all.

Hot damn, I feel kinda bad for them. >_> If that's the case there's virtually no reason (outside of wanting kids) to even have sex. I'd...Have issues having sex with someone who can't really enjoy it.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Hot damn, I feel kinda bad for them. >_> If that's the case there's virtually no reason (outside of wanting kids) to even have sex. I'd...Have issues having sex with someone who can't really enjoy it.

Apparently that's not the case either. From what I've heard a fair amount of women enjoy sex even if it's without an orgasm. I'm pretty sure orgasm > no orgasm, but it's not as bad as it is for a guy.

That being said, this is based on studies I've seen. You'll probably get better answers out of someone with the requisite anatomy

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

It was minor small print on page 58, section Y30 in life's contract. Most people skip that section, thinking they know it all already. Luckily I doubted myself that day and have been doing so ever since!

That's weird. Usually I'm super obsessive over contracts. Wonder what came over me.

One could only assume that inebriation from exterior influences took one's inhibitions. Dirty tricks of the trade!