The war on Heavy Metal

[SacremPyrobolum]

A bit late to the punch there Rick. All the hip politicians have moved on to video games as being the root of all problems in the states.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

He wants us to listen to some wholesome Pat Boone? If he says so...

That's almost, but not quite, better than William Shatner's cover of Bohemian Rhapsody.

The best part is that Boone put out an entire album like that. "In a Metal Mood" is completely worth picking up.

 

[backinthepresentfuture]

well, fuck earth! i'm going to have a space orgy now, anyone who passes the iq test is welcome!

 

[Silent Anima]

Glad we still have Thrash, Power and Symphonic . What the hell is a $10,000 plate sock-hop anyway?

According to wiki it's a type of traditional school dance in America, called so because you take your shoes off. As for the $10,000 dollar part...the plates cost $10,000 dollars i guess? Which sounds kind of absurd. I think if your not American it may make the satire a little less obvious.

Being an American... that made absolutely no sense to me. Of course, being young might not have helped me understand that.

OT: To quote Jack Black, "You can't kill the metal. The metal will live on." This might be satire, but it still sounds very believable.