The way to achieve world domination

[thatotherguy2]

The title sums it up how would you take over the world imagine anyway possible


Mine would be riding yoshi *( or as I refer to him in brawl the winged beast of doom) with a fatman from Fallout 3 and with an army of chainsaw guys from resident Evil 4

 

[COR 2000]

If there is a God....
1.)Somehow get myself killed without actually committing suicide(ex: Running into the middle a battlefield)
2.)Get into heaven, find god, then kick his ass and claim the title of God for myself.
3.)Since I'm God, I can just do whatever I want and I can rule over earth with an Iron fist.

An easier way could be to fall into a magical volcano which instantly makes me a god.(And you get a cookie if you know where that's from)

 

[VoleurdeThym]

I'd create a virus that 'has no vaccine', administer said 'impossible' vaccine to myself and a few loved ones. Also, leave the vaccine in some water wells, ect to let some of Earth's population live. This virus would cause a slow, painful death.

So, eventually I'd pop up with my vaccine, and offer it to people, claiming to be Jesus or something, and the only way they can be treated is if they follow me. I'd build a large Communistic society with a new religion where I am Savior, and Satan takes the form of disease- because disease kills us, our loved ones, and makes us act desperately. Every few years, I'd bring up a new virus to slim my population down and to bring back the faith in my people.

Some one would catch on eventually, but I'd have a good run until then.

 

[jasoncyrus]

Easy...I'd get that cloning machine from "The prestige" and simply clog the meat grinder...Trillions of me's running around taking over the entire world!

But if its *any* way...

I'd learn how to use Shadow Clone Technique so i could simply dispel and reform my army whenever i wanted it.

Kage Bushin No Jutsu!

 

[cthulhu257]

The title sums it up how would you take over the world imagine anyway possible


Mine would be riding yoshi *( or as I refer to him in brawl the winged beast of doom) with a fatman from Fallout 3 and with an army of chainsaw guys from resident Evil 4

Just so you know, that bit about the Fatman isn't quite as unrealistic as it seems. Take a look at the inspiration for it [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)].

 

[mattttherman3]

Giant death ray on the moon. Hold the world to ransome, demand all nuclear wepons be destroyed along with all guns, of course i would have some machine to detect intact guns, that all fat people get lipo suction(forcibly if necessairy), and if they dont then they get teathered swimming, then i would set the ray to "erase violent thoughts based on religion" and fire it at the whole damn planet, then we go to mars and i take over that place too

 

[Sewblon]

Probably with an army of genetically engineered ninja zombies. Before I make them I will alter my own genetics so that I can control them and out maneuver any human general.

 

[EXPLICITasian]

just say i am, no one could disprove that

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Finland good sirs... Finland
Combined with the RAF

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

 

[countrysteaksauce]

Control the pomegranate industry and hold the world ransom for.....1 MILLION DOLLARS

 

[Anarchemitis]

Become the Overwatch. [http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/24/12133-hl2_combine_logo_large.jpg]

 

[Marv21]

I would defintely....look at me 4 point plan
1. Find the illuminati
2. Kill them all
3. Pass judgements as the illuminati
4.Slowly bring governements together, and set myself up as the ruler.

 

[intergral]

1.) Befriend a mad scientist
2.) Have him create a super addictive drug
3.) Insert it into every country's water supply
4.) Wait for the withdrawals
5.) ????
6.) PROFIT!

 

[The Great Fa]

You know, I was voted "Most Likely to Take Over the World" when I graduated high school, so really it's just a matter of time. Now, obviously I can't tell you how I'm going to do it since that would compromise my chances for success. Suffice it to say, the plan involves vast quantities of styrofoam, fluorescent lights, and those little mints that hotels leave on their pillows.

I really wasn't kidding about that high school thing.

 

[Tsuki Tanaka]

Fools!

I'll have you know that the great nation of Escapia is well on its way to dominating the world!!! MUAHAHAHAA

 

[RyantheLion]

If there is a God....
1.)Somehow get myself killed without actually committing suicide(ex: Running into the middle a battlefield)
2.)Get into heaven, find god, then kick his ass and claim the title of God for myself.
3.)Since I'm God, I can just do whatever I want and I can rule over earth with an Iron fist.

An easier way could be to fall into a magical volcano which instantly makes me a god.(And you get a cookie if you know where that's from)

Drinky Crow Show...Cookie Please!

 

[RyantheLion]

Just so you know, that bit about the Fatman isn't quite as unrealistic as it seems. Take a look at the inspiration for it.




That is the most awesomist thing I have ever heard about ever...

 

[RyantheLion]

I would use an army of small furry creatures that reproduce at an alarming rate.

 

[sequio]

I would flood the world with so much cuteness all desire to resist would be gone.