The way you would like to die and your last words

[troth]

Killed by fifty miniguns tearing me apart while I mow down terrorists(With a minigun of my own) screaming "TAKE IT BITCHES!!"

 

[CobaltBomber]

Spontaneous combustion.

"No, you know what? Fuck this shit."

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I agree with Dark42. The ideal way to go would be charging the entire zombified population of the continental United States with a Machete screaming "DIE YOU BASTARDS!"

That, or Snu-Snu.

Crushed pelvises!

I'd like to die from having my brain catch fire. Not my head. my BRAIN. inside m'skull.

And just before it happens "My god! Of course! It all makes sense now!"

 

[Spirultima]

lol yeah I suppose it's very morbid ^__^

but I do love my hello kitty plushie

why how would you want to die??

Hello Kitty is pure awesome. Anyone who disagrees is taken behind the Hello Kitty shed, castrated by the Hello Kitty knife and after they wiggle around in agony, finished by the Hello Kitty limited edition shotgun.

Well i always do my best to stay alive, but if i HAD to go it'd be on the news for years to come.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

"*****...!"

Doesn't matter how I die.

 

[jesse.]

No matter how it happens just say to the closest person to you
"You know this was all your fault don't you"

 

[N.Manth]

I may have to try and repeat the immortal line from the 1750's:

"it's all right men we're fighting Indians, they couldn't hit an elephant from this dis-"

 

[brunothepig]

I would like to jump out of an aeroplane, no parachute, on a massive cocktail of drugs, and land on Michael Atkinson. Last words... Hmmmm. Maybe, "Death To All But Metal" or "If Atkinson becomes a martyr, I have friends more than willing to take the next leader out."
(A cookie to the first person to name the music reference.)

 

[Grimlock Fett]

Well I'd like to live forever but I'm sure my last words would be the same as when anything unfortunate happens to me!

"I hate my life!"

Perhaps with some echo?

 

[The Man With the Soap]

I want to die alone in a pool of my own blood in some god-forsaken hell-hole. I don't want to say anything.