The weapons of games long past....

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GWarface

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WhiteandNeardy99 said:
Pretty much any weapon from Southpark on the N64, especially the wierd record player thing that made your enemies sing and dance on multiplayer. Oh and the gattling nerf gun, terrance and phillip dolls and yellow snowballs. Brilliant :p
or the cow launcher... That thing was so damn overpowered...

Edit: Damn ninjas...

I would say the boomerang machete from Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend...
To quote the Postal Dude when he uses it: "Its just like bowling, only funnier!"
Damn that man has class...
 

Tips_of_Fingers

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bladax said:
I fucking love Wild 9. Shame it didn't quite get good enough reviews to make it a great success.
Fell into obscurity very quickly I think. hmmm, Maybe I'll dig out my copy in the next few days...

OT: I'm going to go with Soulstorm Brew-powered farts from Abe's Exoddus. If ever there was anyone who could utilise that power to it's full extent, it's me. Obviously, I'd likely need the possession abilities too in order to move the noxiously explosive gas to my enemies' homes.

EDIT:If I had to choose a firearm-related weapon, it'd have to be the Barn-Blaster from Earthworm Jim.

"Why?" I hear you ask....
because it blasts the shit out of barns
 

Antari

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I'd have to say my favorite was the (Garden) Hoe of Destruction in Ultima for comedy sake. It just looked much like a common tool, but was one of the most powerful weapons in the game. You just don't see much of this sort of thing today.
 

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Valiance said:
bladax said:
As for myself? I would choose the Rig from Wild 9.
I seriously thought I was the only one who played that game...I loved it and thought that the weapon was pretty cool. More physics/environmental-based killing should happen, I think.

Anyway, here's one I always liked. :)


I think you could only have one per team if I recall, and this isn't the best video of it, but it's the best one I already saw on Youtube...The exploding sheep was great too...

I think the sheer absurdity factor not to mention its destructive power should make it a fine mainstay of any army.
Surely the Concrete Donkey trumps the Holy Hand Grenade and the Sheep??

God...I love Worms.
 

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THEJORRRG said:
I dont remember what game its from but I would choose the cow head that was infected with anthrx that you throw at people. I wish I could remember the game...all I remember was that it was an FPS
The game was Postal 2.
lol I should've known
 

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Pretty much any weapon from any turok game. Besides the usual array of pistols and rocket launchers, it (as many have stated) the Cerebral Bore, the Razor Wind, the Shredder, the PSG, the Dart Gun, and the Nuke. Such a great array.
 

Atmos Duality

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+Top Spin (Megaman 3)

Useless as all hell. But hilarious.

+Dragon's Claw (from Heretic.)
It's a magic chaingun. In the shape of a dragon's claw.
I don't care how awful the graphics were, that's a badass idea.