People are funny and strange. We say some damn weird stuff sometimes. And if you're like me, you've encountered some people who said things, that even years later, make you laugh and shake your head at the memory. So, I thought I'd start this thread to share a couple of the funnier things someone has said to me that was not entirely normal.
1. I was in my early 20's, and hanging out at the local Books A Million in my town, just chatting with the other kids my age that hung out there. One of them was a young woman, openly gay. We got along fine, and would chit chat about all kinds of amusing things, her girlfriend would join in as well. We had a lot in common, not the least of which was our mutual attraction to hot women, which was always fun to talk shop with her about.
I don't recall the details of the conversation, but I think I might've been talking about my current single status, and how I missed having regular access to sex. To which she responded. "Well Wes, if I weren't absolutely terrified of penises, I'd date you in a heartbeat, because you're one of the cooler guys I've known. But you know, that whole cock thing, kind of a deal breaker for me." To which I laughed, almost choking on my drink, and thanked her for the compliment. And agreed that if she was not terrified of my cock, I would be happy to date her as well. We clinked out plastic cups in mutual understanding, and went back to our usual conversations. It was just one of the funnier, off the wall compliments I've ever heard, and still makes me chuckle to think about it.
2. There was this guy I knew from highschool, a grade younger than me, that I kept bumping into randomly after we'd both graduated. I had always guessed he was gay, due to his demeanor, and other stereotypical "gay" traits, but it had never bothered me, and he was always a fairly amusing guy to be around. Plus, we didn't really have the same circle of friends, so it was a casual acquaintance at best. A friend of a friend kind of thing. But I bumped into him once when I went to our local gay club, for a goodbye party for my lesbian boss, and he was....shocked to see me there. Then he kept bumping into me over the next year or so, which happened to be the time period where I started wearing eyeliner, nail polish, and an elaborate "B'joran" style earing. (ear stud with a chain hooking up to the top of the ear.) I was at the local gas station, getting ready to go to a local rave that night, so I was in my most elaborate appearance, and he saw me again. We chatted for a few minutes, and then I took my leave, and headed to my car to hit the club. He followed me out to my car, and talked to me through the passenger window. After a few more minutes of chit chat, he said "You're so cute, will you be my boyfriend?" To which I politely responded. "Thanks but I'm not gay." To which he responded "So? You don't have to be gay to put your dick in my mouth." ... (o_o) "Um.." *odd chuckle* "Yeah, I kind of do, personally anyway. Maybe not for some, but for me, would definitely need to be gay to do that. Sorry!" And then waved and drove off.
So what about you? Anyone told you something that just made your brain do a double take? Either because of how funny/odd it was, or just straight up weird?
1. I was in my early 20's, and hanging out at the local Books A Million in my town, just chatting with the other kids my age that hung out there. One of them was a young woman, openly gay. We got along fine, and would chit chat about all kinds of amusing things, her girlfriend would join in as well. We had a lot in common, not the least of which was our mutual attraction to hot women, which was always fun to talk shop with her about.
I don't recall the details of the conversation, but I think I might've been talking about my current single status, and how I missed having regular access to sex. To which she responded. "Well Wes, if I weren't absolutely terrified of penises, I'd date you in a heartbeat, because you're one of the cooler guys I've known. But you know, that whole cock thing, kind of a deal breaker for me." To which I laughed, almost choking on my drink, and thanked her for the compliment. And agreed that if she was not terrified of my cock, I would be happy to date her as well. We clinked out plastic cups in mutual understanding, and went back to our usual conversations. It was just one of the funnier, off the wall compliments I've ever heard, and still makes me chuckle to think about it.
2. There was this guy I knew from highschool, a grade younger than me, that I kept bumping into randomly after we'd both graduated. I had always guessed he was gay, due to his demeanor, and other stereotypical "gay" traits, but it had never bothered me, and he was always a fairly amusing guy to be around. Plus, we didn't really have the same circle of friends, so it was a casual acquaintance at best. A friend of a friend kind of thing. But I bumped into him once when I went to our local gay club, for a goodbye party for my lesbian boss, and he was....shocked to see me there. Then he kept bumping into me over the next year or so, which happened to be the time period where I started wearing eyeliner, nail polish, and an elaborate "B'joran" style earing. (ear stud with a chain hooking up to the top of the ear.) I was at the local gas station, getting ready to go to a local rave that night, so I was in my most elaborate appearance, and he saw me again. We chatted for a few minutes, and then I took my leave, and headed to my car to hit the club. He followed me out to my car, and talked to me through the passenger window. After a few more minutes of chit chat, he said "You're so cute, will you be my boyfriend?" To which I politely responded. "Thanks but I'm not gay." To which he responded "So? You don't have to be gay to put your dick in my mouth." ... (o_o) "Um.." *odd chuckle* "Yeah, I kind of do, personally anyway. Maybe not for some, but for me, would definitely need to be gay to do that. Sorry!" And then waved and drove off.
So what about you? Anyone told you something that just made your brain do a double take? Either because of how funny/odd it was, or just straight up weird?
